Assholes spit all over my car...

[cozza]

So today I parked on the street in my local shopping strip, and went to grab a bite to eat with the girlfriend. I returned to my car to find it covered in spit. Human spit. Mucusy, phlemgy, revolting human spit.

Standing withing spitting distance are two feral looking guys with smirks on their faces. My instincts immediately told me that they were responsible. So, I approached, and asked in quite colourful language, "who the f*#k did this to my car?!" "Some homeless guy did, he walked off that way", came the reply. I knew he was lying, and told him and his mate they were filthy c*nts, and I walked off to buy a bottle of water to remove the crap from my car. As I walked out of the shop with the water, the guys had just walked past the door, but didn't see me, and were boasting to their 3 other mates how they'd just spat all over this guy's BMW, and how hilarious it was.

I'm so furious. I just wanted to punch him in his filthy mouth then and there, but didn't - didn't want to upset the girlfriend.

What gives people the right to do such a thing? Why should I have let them get away with it? What would you have done?

Oh, I'll finish the story with this...

I watched them board a tram shortly after, and just happened to follow the tram until they got off, and watched them walk to the front door of their flat.... :wink:

[SimonB]

I feel for ya Cozza, you probably did more than I would have - you just never know these days, even in Oz.

I hope they get their just desserts.

[cargeek]

Hire some of our gun loving Americans!............I regularly get abused if I have my roof down when I drive the Z4. I don't understand the response but I know how you feel. I would ignore them.

[amk2912]

Bad luck Cozza

They're the bloody losers that will never aspire to drive in anything other than a tram/bus/train or at best a VB Commodore. At the end of the day we'll replace our cars in a few years time and they'll change theirs for a VL .

It's like the P platers that pull up next to you trying to get you to drag. I never do as I know that pisses them off more.

Hopefully one day they'll finally get their pride and joy and some other dead shite will gob on their car. .

BTW - if I'm going somewhere seedy I take the wife's X5 :biggrin:

[xa-coupe]

I've got plenty of spit if needed

[cargeek]

Originally Posted by xa-coupe

I've got plenty of spit if needed

Very funny!

[WAY]

Cozza, I know the desire to revenge must be really high, but don't do anything stupid mate. It's not worth it.

[cozza]

Originally Posted by WAY

Cozza, I know the desire to revenge must be really high, but don't do anything stupid mate. It's not worth it.

Oh, it's very tempting, but I'm smarter than that.

[WAY]

Good to hear Corey. I wonder if the cops will do anything if you file a police report?

[xa-coupe]

Originally Posted by WAY

Good to hear Corey. I wonder if the cops will do anything if you file a police report?

Unfortunately I can't think of an offence the scum committed. One day they will finally get a decent possession and I hope fate reaches out and does something to them.

[harpoon]

God hearing stories like this makes my blood boil. But as the other guys said, the fact you're living the way you are is revenge in itself. Don't waste your energy mate. But I completely understand the desire to smash their teeth in.

[MikeVictor]

Crush them like the bugs they are.

Sorry to hear about that Corey. When I become El Presidente I will make sure to send my boys around to clear out the trash.

Vote #1 Me for Benevolent Dictatorship.

[Bizall]

I give you mad respect for holding in there...really sorry to hear about that crap. I don't think I would have been so...um...yea. Hopefully, nothing like that happens again...ever.

[xa-coupe]

Originally Posted by mattyv

Crush them like the bugs they are.

Sorry to hear about that Corey. When I become El Presidente I will make sure to send my boys around to clear out the trash.

Vote #1 Me for Benevolent Dictatorship.

You get my vote.. if I was dictator I wouldn't be very benevolent :headbang:

[SimonB]

Maybe just leave a BMW sticker on their door or in their letterbox or something. You know, something obvious enough so that they know you know where they live, but nothing enough for proof. You know, sometimes fear of an act is better than the act itself.

[cargeek]

Originally Posted by SimonB

Maybe just leave a BMW sticker on their door or in their letterbox or something. You know, something obvious enough so that they know you know where they live, but nothing enough for proof. You know, sometimes fear of an act is better than the act itself.

I would be careful. If you can find them they might find you. You are a respectable educated person they may be nutters!

[imported_Dodgy]

Which suburb?

Truly disgusting and brainless behaviour. Don't lower yourself to their level mate! F'wits!

[professor]

i am genuinely disgusted by this episode you relate corey. really sorry to hear that you had to come across the absolute worst sort of degenerates one can think of.

[larryn]

Originally Posted by cargeek

Hire some of our gun loving Americans!............I regularly get abused if I have my roof down when I drive the Z4.

I hope you're kidding.

Peripherally, that thread, which seems to stereotype 301 million people because of two posts that use guns and cars in the same sentence, is a bit insulting. Let's not carry on a theme that will cause division here please.

Cozza, sorry to hear about those punks doing that to your car. It doesn't matter where you are. There are meatheads everywhere.

[WAY]

Larry, you have to understand, relative to Australia, Americans are very much gun loving. Over here, not many people will know someone who owns a gun. 99.99% of our population would never have held or fired a hand gun. As a percentage of population, your countrymen have a much higher gun ownership than we do. We just don't feel comfortable with guns, hence the reaction you saw.

[d3syd]

I admire you restraint cozza, wise move, never know with these low lifes.

I would have been so pissed off I might not have been able to hold back.....

[cargeek]

Originally Posted by larryn

I hope you're kidding.

Peripherally, that thread, which seems to stereotype 301 million people because of two posts that use guns and cars in the same sentence, is a bit insulting. Let's not carry on a theme that will cause division here please.

Don't worry Larryn I have a lot of American friends and I admire all of them and they are a very kind and considerate and certainly would never consider using a gun.

Australians tend to have a sarcastic sense of humor and we are particularly good at laughing at ourselves. I wouldn't take us too seriously.