Women choose the M4 over all but one "sports car."

[fortressmaximus]

http://www.torquenews.com/1084/women...-car-world-one

Good taste, I say.

[Lups]

Paste the link again. I'd say bs, women never agree with me!

[fortressmaximus]

Originally Posted by Lups

Paste the link again. I'd say bs, women never agree with me!

Haha, re-pasted! They do seem to agree with you this time!

[Green///Hell]

" and in the SUV category, and the Range Rover Sport closely beat the Porsche Macan."

This whole article makes my head hurt. When wrote this?

[ASAP]

I dont know a single woman that would remotely be interested in an Audi S3... I would say a Mini Cooper would come even before that, hell... even a Beetle turbo.

[Lups]

I've driven the s3. My words were plasticky, bad all around, hated it, designer should be shot and sure as hell not a sports car. I told he spouse who wanted one that buying that would get me out of the family holiday, since he could spend it with my mother while I'd spend it with my lawyer drawing up divorce papers.

[myzmak]

I'm adding this incredibly scientific study to my "F8X comparison compilation thread"...over on the "versus" forum

Honestly. This is the worst article ever. No source, no link, strange typos on this website. Where did you find this OP?

[fortressmaximus]

Originally Posted by myzmak

I'm adding this incredibly scientific study to my "F8X comparison compilation thread"...over on the "versus" forum

Honestly. This is the worst article ever. No source, no link, strange typos on this website. Where did you find this OP?

Google news! Haha!

[myzmak]

Originally Posted by fortressmaximus

Google news! Haha!

This almost makes me want to have a competition to see which one of us can create the worst website and get a ridiculous story linked on Google News.

....if I had more time, I would be all over that challenge.

[minn19]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've driven the s3. My words were plasticky, bad all around, hated it, designer should be shot and sure as hell not a sports car. I told he spouse who wanted one that buying that would get me out of the family holiday, since he could spend it with my mother while I'd spend it with my lawyer drawing up divorce papers.

Sheesh, I'm so tired of women being washy washy and not telling us how they really feel.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by minn19

Sheesh, I'm so tired of women being washy washy and not telling us how they really feel.

Lol!

Well most of you can't take any kind of hints, you can't read between the lines except when we say "I'm fine" which drives you all into a panic mode, and for for fucks sake have an argument with a man and you know why there are lesbians. Two pms'ng on a same day is far less painful than explaining to a male their age old ways are idiotic.

And dear god you can annoy anyone to death before coffee. I'll probably go down for murder one of these mornings.

Still, an s3? Some things you do do better than women apparently, or my husband. My life is pretty sad

[minn19]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol!

Well most of you can't take any kind of hints, you can't read between the lines except when we say "I'm fine" which drives you all into a panic mode, and for for fucks sake have an argument with a man and you know why there are lesbians. Two pms'ng on a same day is far less painful than explaining to a male their age old ways are idiotic.

And dear god you can annoy anyone to death before coffee. I'll probably go down for murder one of these mornings.

Still, an s3? Some things you do do better than women apparently, or my husband. My life is pretty sad

My wife was cracking up over this post as well.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by minn19

My wife was cracking up over this post as well.

Well, she knows I'm right. Cheers Mrs minn19, keep him away from the Audi!

[minn19]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, she knows I'm right. Cheers Mrs minn19, keep him away from the Audi!

That is one problem she most likely will never have to deal with. If only solving some of the others were so easy.

[myzmak]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol!

Well most of you can't take any kind of hints, you can't read between the lines except when we say "I'm fine" which drives you all into a panic mode, and for for fucks sake have an argument with a man and you know why there are lesbians. Two pms'ng on a same day is far less painful than explaining to a male their age old ways are idiotic.

And dear god you can annoy anyone to death before coffee. I'll probably go down for murder one of these mornings.

Still, an s3? Some things you do do better than women apparently, or my husband. My life is pretty sad

The two most loaded words in the human female vocabulary. When they come, it is time to run to the flower/jewelry/whatever store and hope you have time to save your hide.....

[mkoesel]

S3? Why not just throw the S Class and Range Rover Sport into the sports car category while we are at it?

The Audi A3 saloon received the Family Car award, the BMW M4 scored very high and was just nudged out by the Audi S3 in the Sports Car category... And this year’s dream car for women is the Jaguar F-type coupe.

Allow me to attempt a translation:

Favorite sports car: Jaguar F-Type
Favorite sports coupe: BMW M4
Favorite sports sedan: Audi S3

[Lups]

Originally Posted by myzmak

The two most loaded words in the human female vocabulary. When they come, it is time to run to the flower/jewelry/whatever store and hope you have time to save your hide.....

Haha, yes, I failed in this training too. In the last 12 years I've gotten flowers once, jewelry never, and the running has always been done by me. As said before, so, so sad.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by mkoesel

S3? Why not just throw the S Class and Range Rover Sport into the sports car category while we are at it?



Allow me to attempt a translation:

Favorite sports car: Jaguar F-Type
Favorite sports coupe: BMW M4
Favorite sports sedan: Audi S3

Dude even I know that translation wasn't right, allow me to help you out.

Favorite sports car owned by a man we're dating ( no marriage, priorities fucked up and probably going impotent soon) jaguar F-type.

Favorite sports coupe, we would not let our spouses buy but it would be fun if the neighbors saw it every once in a while on our driveway: F82.

The car we don't want, but we'll settle for because then our friends know we are a happy couple instead of him spending his time in the garage and reading this forum, and the sportiness or the hint of it being enough for us not to need a facelift yet: S3.

Cheers mate, happy to help.

[myzmak]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, yes, I failed in this training too. In the last 12 years I've gotten flowers once, jewelry never, and the running has always been done by me. As said before, so, so sad.

My younger sister sells jewelry (now THERE is a family job that becomes expensive for me) and I have it down pat with the florist so I am surviving so far.....

[Falafel Combo]

BMW created the M4 moniker just to attract women to the brand. It's a well known fact. Look it up.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by myzmak

My younger sister sells jewelry (now THERE is a family job that becomes expensive for me) and I have it down pat with the florist so I am surviving so far.....

Well done Myz! I think after reading this thread, I'll go and buy flowers for him. Even I'm now doubting if I'm a female at all.

Sports suv. For fucks sake.

[myzmak]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well done Myz! I think after reading this thread, I'll go and buy flowers for him. Even I'm now doubting if I'm a female at all.

Sports suv. For fucks sake.

hahahaha.

I was actually reminded of a post on a fake Zac Galifinakis twitter account which I still laugh at whenever I think of it.

Here:

*First woman on the Moon*

"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind"
What's the problem?
"Nothing"
Please tell us?
"I'm fine"

Anyway, I'm sure he'd appreciate the flowers. I recommend $100 worth of cut flowers. Hard to go wrong with that