gas station attendant asked me if I got a new car

John 070 · 09-13-2011, 08:05 PM

I said yep, but it's my wife's. He goes you upgraded! What's your other car, gray Honda, right? I say no, BMW. He goes yah, BMW, you upgraded! He does the 360 inspection with a big grin on his face, gives me the receipt and says enjoy this car.

The 335i literally had not driven since the Sat. before labor day. I told my wife lets take it to the supermarket--fired up first crank. I felt like I was riding on the ground, it was rough, not just the tires but the motor too and the steering was heavy D. What's happened to me? I guess I'm a GM boy now! That's what factory 19's with the leather and mahogany trimmed wheel will do to you.

I know, cool story bro.

JBE90335 · 09-13-2011, 08:19 PM

uhh...what car is it?

hipnotic · 09-13-2011, 08:30 PM

confused

j2m · 09-13-2011, 08:31 PM

I'm lost, perhaps "madmanhiker" can translate?

Q4P · 09-13-2011, 08:32 PM

X3/X5 maybe

BMWUltimateDriv3r · 09-13-2011, 08:34 PM

E90MCF · 09-13-2011, 08:36 PM

Wtf?

tibra1 · 09-13-2011, 08:46 PM

and the ramistad is connected to the ramzipan..

E90MCF · 09-13-2011, 08:56 PM

Time to phone the troll patrol

E90MCF · 09-13-2011, 08:58 PM

It does sound like he got a Corvette or something though. . .

Express · 09-13-2011, 09:03 PM

wat

smallseafishie · 09-13-2011, 09:09 PM

GM / 19's / leather / low to ground

I'm going to guess Vette.

E90 ME · 09-13-2011, 09:17 PM

Yea say thing happened to me too, but I 50lbs mangos and left the house with over a half tank of gas.

cc_25 · 09-13-2011, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smallseafishie

GM / 19's / leather / low to ground

I'm going to guess Vette.

Mahogany wheel?

edirtaynine · 09-13-2011, 09:36 PM

my apartment smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books.

smallseafishie · 09-13-2011, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc_25

Mahogany wheel?

OK, I guess CTS-V

GarySL · 09-13-2011, 11:41 PM

What's a gas station attendant?

RupertPupkin · 09-13-2011, 11:46 PM

This one time I went to my bathroom and pooped.....

E90MCF · 09-14-2011, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smallseafishie

OK, I guess CTS-V

I wanted to say CTS-V as well but I couldn't imagine a BMW owner spending 100k on a non-BMW especially a GM

Corvette was a more viable choice

psc87 · 09-14-2011, 12:52 AM

I think OP bought a Buick.

nomis_nehc · 09-14-2011, 01:44 AM

Wat.

tibra1 · 09-14-2011, 01:46 AM

The toll booth operator asked me if I was wearing new cologne today..do you think he is gay?..

09-13-2011, 08:05 PM	#1
John 070 Lieutenant General 1705 Rep 14,829 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	gas station attendant asked me if I got a new car I said yep, but it's my wife's. He goes you upgraded! What's your other car, gray Honda, right? I say no, BMW. He goes yah, BMW, you upgraded! He does the 360 inspection with a big grin on his face, gives me the receipt and says enjoy this car. The 335i literally had not driven since the Sat. before labor day. I told my wife lets take it to the supermarket--fired up first crank. I felt like I was riding on the ground, it was rough, not just the tires but the motor too and the steering was heavy D. What's happened to me? I guess I'm a GM boy now! That's what factory 19's with the leather and mahogany trimmed wheel will do to you. I know, cool story bro.
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09-13-2011, 08:19 PM	#2
JBE90335 Captain 27 Rep 647 Posts Drives: 2007 E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (0)	uhh...what car is it?
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09-13-2011, 08:30 PM	#3
hipnotic Major General 149 Rep 6,604 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: So. Cal iTrader: (7) Garage List 2008 335i coupe [7.00]	confused __________________
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09-13-2011, 08:31 PM	#4
j2m Colonel 180 Rep 2,446 Posts Drives: '11 E92 M3 DCT Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Calgary, Ab iTrader: (8) Garage List 2011 BMW E92 M3 [10.00]	I'm lost, perhaps "madmanhiker" can translate? __________________ 11' E92 M3 Space Grey \| DCT \| ESS VT2- 625 \| Gintani Race (valved) + Quad Res Catless X-Pipe \| KW Sleeve's \| GC Camber Plates\|Arkym Diffuser \| Vorsteiner VRS Lip \| P3 Boost Guage \| Stud Conversion PHOTO's: Click Here ESS VT2 625 PHOTOS: Click Here
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09-13-2011, 08:32 PM	#5
Q4P Colonel 83 Rep 2,291 Posts Drives: Too Much Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: World iTrader: (0)	X3/X5 maybe __________________ 2jZ + RB26 + 4G63 + LS9 + N54 =
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09-13-2011, 08:36 PM	#7
E90MCF Lieutenant Colonel 93 Rep 1,542 Posts Drives: 06' AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: YYC iTrader: (1)	Wtf? __________________
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09-13-2011, 08:46 PM	#8
tibra1 Banned 127 Rep 6,773 Posts Drives: 2011 ZCP M3 - 2007 335i crashd Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NYC iTrader: (4)	and the ramistad is connected to the ramzipan..
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09-13-2011, 08:56 PM	#9
E90MCF Lieutenant Colonel 93 Rep 1,542 Posts Drives: 06' AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: YYC iTrader: (1)	Time to phone the troll patrol __________________
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09-13-2011, 08:58 PM	#10
E90MCF Lieutenant Colonel 93 Rep 1,542 Posts Drives: 06' AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: YYC iTrader: (1)	It does sound like he got a Corvette or something though. . . __________________
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09-13-2011, 09:03 PM	#11
Express Major General 369 Rep 8,693 Posts Drives: 06 330i Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Promise Land iTrader: (17) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [8.30]	wat
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09-13-2011, 09:09 PM	#12
smallseafishie Colonel 110 Rep 2,017 Posts Drives: AW 07 e92 335i + AW 11 X5 35d Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Atlanta GA iTrader: (13) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	GM / 19's / leather / low to ground I'm going to guess Vette.
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09-13-2011, 09:17 PM	#13
E90 ME Crank Hub 21 Rep 199 Posts Drives: 2021 M2 Comp Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Johns Creek, GA iTrader: (4)	Yea say thing happened to me too, but I 50lbs mangos and left the house with over a half tank of gas.
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09-13-2011, 09:36 PM	#15
edirtaynine Major General 81 Rep 6,092 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	my apartment smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books.
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09-13-2011, 11:41 PM	#17
GarySL Lieutenant 1477 Rep 409 Posts Drives: 2006 Carrera 4S Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Humboldt Co., CA iTrader: (0)	What's a gas station attendant? __________________ '08 335xi (E90), 6MT, Arctic/Black, ZPP, ZSP (18"s), ZCW, CA, PDC, i-Pod Ordered-March 7, 2008, Shipped via Graceful Leader-March 21, 2008, Arrived Port Hueneme-April 11, 2008, Delivered-April 21, 2008
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09-13-2011, 11:46 PM	#18
RupertPupkin Major 92 Rep 1,456 Posts Drives: Freak Beast Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East iTrader: (5)	This one time I went to my bathroom and pooped.....
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09-14-2011, 12:52 AM	#20
psc87 Private 3 Rep 97 Posts Drives: 2014 F30 335i 6MT Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Philadelphia PA iTrader: (3)	I think OP bought a Buick.
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09-14-2011, 01:44 AM	#21
nomis_nehc Banned 4 Rep 256 Posts Drives: BMW E60 Join Date: May 2011 Location: W. San Jose iTrader: (0)	Wat.
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tibra1 Banned 127 Rep 6,773 Posts Drives: 2011 ZCP M3 - 2007 335i crashd Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NYC iTrader: (4)	The toll booth operator asked me if I was wearing new cologne today..do you think he is gay?..
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