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      08-27-2011, 12:54 PM   #1
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I met this chick

Didn't know who she was until after...

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Wut?

Went out with some friends to a club and met her there. Little did I know of who she was until I got home and did a Google search on her.
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      08-27-2011, 01:07 PM   #4
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your friend is very dirty - VERY NSFW

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Went out with some friends to a club and met her there. Little did I know of who she was until I got home and did a Google search on her.
Ah, get it now.
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I saw that video once I got home and I was like WTF I could not believe my eyes when I saw that video. That video was beyond just dirty Was quite nasty if you ask me.
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That was awkward.......
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Yesh... I never understood the draw of "gargle on my cum" videos.
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So you met a cum bucket.... awesome.


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So you met a cum bucket.... awesome.


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she is definitely a cum receptacle that's for sure.
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OP has STD's now?
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OP has STD's now?
Yea, did you bang her or just meet her?
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OP has STD's now?
Don't people in porn have to be tested weekly or monthly? I remember hearing/seeing something about that once.

I think you have a better chance of catching an STD from some random girl at the bar than from banging a porn star.
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This is funny, because when i read the title to this thread the first thing i thought was "finishing that line with "and now i has super aids".

Fucking epic. Well done on posting the only video from naughtyamerica that would not get you banned on m3post. a round of applause for OP everyone ahahahahhahahahahahaha

edit: and no i wouldnt hit it, she's a pornstar lol. even though she may not have std's, its the principal of it. Id rather fuck a hooker, at least those bitches be keepin it real ROFLOL (just jokes)
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hey OP, what is the name of the club again?
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      08-28-2011, 03:50 AM   #19
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she is definitely a cum receptacle that's for sure.
+1, This is not something Listerine or any other mouthwash would clear.

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I'd hit it.
If you saw her in person that would be the first thought that would pretty much hit any guy's mind but after knowing who she was and seeing her videos you may pass on wanting the hit. In person she looks a lot better than she does in her videos. Never judge a book by its cover

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hey OP, what is the name of the club again?

Tropical Lei in Upland off of Foothill Blvd. Don't have too much fun in there
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Don't people in porn have to be tested weekly or monthly? I remember hearing/seeing something about that once.

I think you have a better chance of catching an STD from some random girl at the bar than from banging a porn star.
You are correct good sir. The odds of getting something from a random girl at a club is higher than if you banged a porn star.
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Well when that video started i thoough she was gonna get banged hard... Dammit...)))))
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If you saw her in person that would be the first thought that would pretty much hit any guy's mind but after knowing who she was and seeing her videos you may pass on wanting the hit. In person she looks a lot better than she does in her videos. Never judge a book by its cover
I'd still hit it. Yeah, she does porn but what makes her different from any other girl you meet out at the club? She fucks all the time and so does every other girl you want to hook up with. Don't think that the girls you meet out at the clubs are gonna be in church on Sunday morning. They all do the same shit but one is filmed and the other isn't. Personally, I'd be going home with the porn star. I'm not trying to get married, only trying to get my nut off.
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