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      08-18-2011, 03:13 PM   #1
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A memo to all the nice guys in the world...

Just some random thoughts given all the cunt threads lately (from here on through, you can substitute marriage with long term stable relationship if it applies to you, its really pretty much the same thing)

The problem with cunts is that inherently they are all attracted to dicks and assholes like me. bad guys are exciting, unpredictable, and it makes them wet like a water park. The general rule of thumb is, the more her mother loath you, the deeper she longs for your cock.

If the girl is not in marriage mode Nice guys get the "you're Mr. Right, just not Mr. Right Now." (true words from a cunt to my homie few years back before she dumped him)

If the girl is in marriage mode, then their common sense of need for a stable meal ticket and years and years of teaching from her cunt mother about getting a nice dependable guy with a good job or lots of money kicks in.
A bonus about nice guys is, nice guys are statistically easier for women to "coerce" into giving up the ring. The reason being in their younger years, they are always getting left behind by cunts for dicks. So now they feel that if they give the ring. They are somehow the winner of "who's smiling last?" contest.

But the reality is cunts are always dreaming about dicks if they married a nice guy. I don't care how faithful your wife is to you or how long you've been married. I can bet money that at least once during the past 10 times you guys had sex, she was thinking about this dick that pounded her ass 10 years ago. The only thing that's stopping her from running out there and pound him again is not love; like many would want to believe, but rather the fear of losing a good meal ticket and dependable partner to raise the offspring with.

Some guys might think, well that's ok sometimes I think about Jessica Alba or whoever porn star when I fuck my wife. Well let me enlighten you. It's not ok. And it's not ok because you are not thinking about some1 you've fucked. you are having a FANTASY. She was having a MEMORY.

If you're a nice guy. Just know that your woman is nastier beyond your wildest dreams. Did you ever have a gf that refuses to suck your cock or lick your balls? well guess what she was probably tossing the salad of the dick she dated before you, and if you guys break up, she'll go straight back to salad tossing. But since you are a nice guy, it doesn't arouse the women's natural instinct to please you, since it is her sincere believe that you are both on equal grounds. In other words, you are a bitch in her eyes.

That being said there are 2 exceptions to the rule.
First: If you are the only guy she's ever been with, then you're ok for the most part. Although you only win by default because she doesn't know any better. You simply won't know how good beef taste if all you've had was cow shit.

Second: This is me and I think is the best strategy. I am versatile, and am like water. Bruce Lee said when it comes to fighting "you have to be like water. When you put water in a pot, it becomes the pot, when you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup. Be like water my friends" He is saying that you should adapt yourself and your tactics to your enemies strength and weaknesses. This is how you win.
I was a nice guy all the way through high school, had some ass, not so great experience all in all tho.
Went to college, turned into a dick, new persona, lots of pussy. but the longest relationship I've had was 7 months.
After college, now I combine the 2. I'm always still a dick, this is how I set the hook, but I maintain a long term relationship now by slowly being nice with a hint of dick here and there.
This way when my girl thinks about the dick that she banged before, it'll just be the old me. LOL I can def live with that.
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Bruce Lee was found dead in his lover's apartment.

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Bruce Lee was found dead in his lover's apartment.

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You are from Canada

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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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After college, now I combine the 2. I'm always still a dick, this is how I set the hook, but I maintain a long term relationship now by slowly being nice with a hint of dick here and there.
This way when my girl thinks about the dick that she banged before, it'll just be the old me. LOL I can def live with that.
for those who don't want to read the entire post...

Quoted part is the only part you need to know about. The rest is what HungHing tells himself to make sure that he remembers how walked all over he was in high school.

Correct me if I am wrong.
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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AMERICA~
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for those who don't want to read the entire post...

Quoted part is the only part you need to know about. The rest is what HungHing tells himself to make sure that he remembers how walked all over he was in high school.

Correct me if I am wrong.
I wouldn't say I was walked all over, I wasn't a nerd with no friends or something. It was just that I was young and naive, and I thought that if I treated women nicely all the time and let them have what they demanded all the time, it would win their hearts.
But the truth is we need to treat them shitty SOMETIMES (note* not all the time because that's just abusive) matter of fact, they cry out to be treated shitty sometimes, it reminds them whos in charge (us men) and society has baked into their minds that a man in charge is a sexy man.

In the bar scene of "ghost of girlfriends past" it was said that in a relationship, whoever likes the other person less has the power in the relationship.
The key here is not to purposely find a girl that likes you more than you like her. Because that's just a cheating time bomb waiting to go off. The solution is to find a girl you really like, but by being a dick sometimes, you create the illusion that you like her less thus creating harmony and balance.

Appearance is reality my friends
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I wouldn't say I was walked all over, I wasn't a nerd with no friends or something. It was just that I was young and naive, and I thought that if I treated women nicely all the time and let them have what they demanded all the time, it would win their hearts.
But the truth is we need to treat them shitty SOMETIMES (note* not all the time because that's just abusive) matter of fact, they cry out to be treated shitty sometimes, it reminds them whos in charge (us men) and society has baked into their minds that a man in charge is a sexy man.

In the bar scene of "ghost of girlfriends past" it was said that in a relationship, whoever likes the other person less has the power in the relationship.
The key here is not to purposely find a girl that likes you more than you like her. Because that's just a cheating time bomb waiting to go off. The solution is to find a girl you really like, but by being a dick sometimes, you create the illusion that you like her less thus creating harmony and balance.

Appearance is reality my friends
But in Shallow Hal, Hal started to be nice to fat girls and his hot next door neighbor (who initially thought he was shallow and didn't like him), began to like him more...and wanted to bang him.
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This does not count. You have insider knowledge. haha
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