Gas in a cube at work?

darkmercury · 04-30-2010, 02:58 PM

I have the fan running but it still smells like a sewer system!
You just can't pull out a can of spray.

You guys got any suggestions? hahaha

Mark M · 04-30-2010, 03:06 PM

Christmas Tree air fresheners?

Open a can of Tuna?

UltimateBMW · 04-30-2010, 03:08 PM

Buy some activated carbon.

Feyd · 04-30-2010, 03:10 PM

Quit eating double woppers?

LOL

darkmercury · 04-30-2010, 03:14 PM

I had tuna, mushrooms, and carrots for lunch.

Fan is on HIGH!

dr.jay · 05-03-2010, 12:31 PM

Purchase Altoids, proceed to enter said item into anal cavity, crisis averted and cube mates saved

SpacE82 · 05-03-2010, 12:34 PM

^

jopa489 · 05-03-2010, 12:50 PM

How about one of those plug-in Glade air fresheners?

kyleb350 · 05-03-2010, 01:31 PM

I hate it when you let one or two silent ones out successfully and someone stops by your cube immediately after and makes that face.

darkmercury · 05-03-2010, 03:42 PM

They walked right into a methane release!

SchnellM3 · 05-03-2010, 10:07 PM

Shit in just re-reading this I just got it, at first I thought you met the you were like carpooling in that Nissian or something

JayKay335i · 05-04-2010, 02:53 AM

Just poop your pants. It happens to the best of us.

CollinsE90 · 05-04-2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyleb350

I hate it when you let one or two silent ones out successfully and someone stops by your cube immediately after and makes that face.

DougLikesBMW · 05-09-2010, 02:46 AM

Dude you don't even have to worry about it if your seat has a fabric cushion. Just make sure your butthole has a perfect seal on the seat and then sound = muffled, smell = eradicated.

Yes, I'm a master in the field of fartable surfaces, I've been doing this for years.

04-30-2010, 02:58 PM	#1
darkmercury Private First Class 13 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston iTrader: (0)	Gas in a cube at work? I have the fan running but it still smells like a sewer system! You just can't pull out a can of spray. You guys got any suggestions? hahaha
	Appreciate 0 Tweet Quote

04-30-2010, 03:06 PM	#2
Mark M Major 240 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: E30M3 E83X3 E90335D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lancaster, PA iTrader: (0)	Christmas Tree air fresheners? Open a can of Tuna?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

04-30-2010, 03:08 PM	#3
UltimateBMW Brigadier General 401 Rep 3,288 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	Buy some activated carbon. __________________
	Appreciate 0 Quote

04-30-2010, 03:10 PM	#4
Feyd Major 348 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Quit eating double woppers? LOL
	Appreciate 0 Quote

04-30-2010, 03:14 PM	#5
darkmercury Private First Class 13 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston iTrader: (0)	I had tuna, mushrooms, and carrots for lunch. Fan is on HIGH!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 12:31 PM	#6
dr.jay Lieutenant 14 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 2011 135 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greenwood Always Up to No Good iTrader: (1)	Purchase Altoids, proceed to enter said item into anal cavity, crisis averted and cube mates saved __________________ "Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did"
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 12:34 PM	#7
SpacE82 Major 113 Rep 1,311 Posts Drives: 2009 M-Sport 135i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 BMW 135i [8.50]	^
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 12:50 PM	#8
jopa489 Major General 122 Rep 6,594 Posts Drives: Anything with Wheels Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA iTrader: (9)	How about one of those plug-in Glade air fresheners? __________________ X7 LCI // Incoming C7 ZR1 ZTK // Sebring + TRX // Hydro + Raptor Gen1 Roush // Tuxedo
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 01:31 PM	#9
kyleb350 Brigadier General 424 Rep 4,709 Posts Drives: '21 X3MC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Milwaukee iTrader: (6)	I hate it when you let one or two silent ones out successfully and someone stops by your cube immediately after and makes that face.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 03:42 PM	#10
darkmercury Private First Class 13 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston iTrader: (0)	They walked right into a methane release!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-03-2010, 10:07 PM	#11
SchnellM3 Digger 209 Rep 2,619 Posts Drives: 03 E46 M3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pa iTrader: (5) Garage List 2003 BMW E46 M3 Tra ... [8.00] 2009 BMW E92 M3 [8.30] 2009 Yamaha R1 (FOR ... [9.50]	Shit in just re-reading this I just got it, at first I thought you met the you were like carpooling in that Nissian or something
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-04-2010, 02:53 AM	#12
JayKay335i Banned 189 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Just poop your pants. It happens to the best of us.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-09-2010, 02:46 AM	#14
DougLikesBMW Fapmin 404 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	Dude you don't even have to worry about it if your seat has a fabric cushion. Just make sure your butthole has a perfect seal on the seat and then sound = muffled, smell = eradicated. Yes, I'm a master in the field of fartable surfaces, I've been doing this for years.
	Appreciate 0 Quote