god speaks

charliesum · 10-29-2009, 08:16 PM

a man was riding his motor bike along a california beach when in a booming voice GOD said
"because you have been faithfull to me in all ways I will grant you one wish"
"build me a bridge to Hawaii " said the man
God said " that is an enormous task _ to build over an ocean, it would use up all the steel and concrete in the world; I can do it but its hard to justify.
Is there anything else you can think of that would help mankind?
the man thought for a bit, then said
" I wish I could understand all women
-I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment,
-why she cries
-what she means when she says "nothings wrong"
-and how I can make her truely happy

God replies

"u want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge????

E902717 · 10-30-2009, 03:47 AM

JLR1969 · 10-30-2009, 04:05 AM

Start the day with a smile. Nice one.

10-29-2009, 08:16 PM	#1
charliesum First Lieutenant 8 Rep 353 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: pompey iTrader: (1)	god speaks a man was riding his motor bike along a california beach when in a booming voice GOD said "because you have been faithfull to me in all ways I will grant you one wish" "build me a bridge to Hawaii " said the man God said " that is an enormous task _ to build over an ocean, it would use up all the steel and concrete in the world; I can do it but its hard to justify. Is there anything else you can think of that would help mankind? the man thought for a bit, then said " I wish I could understand all women -I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment, -why she cries -what she means when she says "nothings wrong" -and how I can make her truely happy God replies "u want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge???? __________________ vxr8 only car ive ever had and asked to make the exhaust quieter
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JLR1969 Major General 1882 Rep 7,000 Posts Drives: Kubota GR1600 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England iTrader: (1)	Start the day with a smile. Nice one.
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