Got a cold and need advice

JLR1969 · 10-09-2009, 10:10 AM

Going mountain biking tomorrow and have the start of man flu, sore throat, feel tired etc.

Anyone know of any quick fixes to help me to feel better.

ed335d · 10-09-2009, 10:16 AM

There is no cure for man 'flu

e92_alex · 10-09-2009, 10:21 AM

Like Ed said no cure... But you could try Beechams Flu Plus caplets they get my vote..

Skid · 10-09-2009, 10:21 AM

Whisky and lots of it!

Laphroaig should cure it.

NathanJT · 10-09-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

Going mountain biking tomorrow and have the start of man flu, sore throat, feel tired etc.

Anyone know of any quick fixes to help me to feel better.

A curry (very hot) a few beers and a good nights sleep.

JLR1969 · 10-09-2009, 10:41 AM

Thanks for the replies guys. So in summary

Curry
drugs
alcohol

Seems like a plan.

ed335d · 10-09-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

Thanks for the replies guys. So in summary

Curry
drugs
alcohol

Seems like a plan.

That's exactly the preventative measures I take!

JLR1969 · 10-09-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ed335d

That's exactly the preventative measures I take!

I have not been taking enough preventative measures it seems. Had a curry last night but chicken tikka is not really spicy is it.

Skid · 10-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Stay in bed cuddled up to a hot woman.

beemerbird · 10-09-2009, 10:54 AM

Yeah...........have a wank pretending some stunning woman would want you more than any other man then if that doesn't tire you out, you're well fit enough to go mountain biking.

Otherwise buy some supermarket own brand pills for cold symptoms which will relieve the aches and pains and give you the illusion that you feel better.

dxb335d · 10-09-2009, 11:46 AM

I wouldn't go out. Will make u worse john boy

E902717 · 10-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Go and find your balls then go mountain biking tomorrow

Walesy · 10-09-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Skid

Whisky and lots of it!

Laphroaig should cure it.

this man is a genuis, I use this method to get rid of mine but I usually go for the Glenmorangie or Highland park option.

lolololol · 10-09-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

Thanks for the replies guys. So in summary

Curry
drugs
alcohol

Seems like a plan.

Sounds like a cracking Friday night - ENJOY !

JLR1969 · 10-09-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skid

Stay in bed cuddled up to a hot woman.

The trouble with my woman is she gets too hot, temperature not sexual action unfortunately and I think she is going to spontaniously combust

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Yeah...........have a wank pretending some stunning woman would want you more than any other man then if that doesn't tire you out, you're well fit enough to go mountain biking.

Just a normal night then

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Otherwise buy some supermarket own brand pills for cold symptoms which will relieve the aches and pains and give you the illusion that you feel better.

Good plan and with the Whiskey

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

I wouldn't go out. Will make u worse john boy

I know but I am really looking forward to it, am going to the pod next Saturday with Palmnuts so I am expecting sub 13s from the DXB

matt@stratford · 10-09-2009, 12:48 PM

I wouldn't go. It may bugger you up for a couple of weeks! Then you may miss the pod.

I still have about 4 months before i can get on my mountain bike

JLR1969 · 10-09-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by matt@stratford

I wouldn't go. It may bugger you up for a couple of weeks! Then you may miss the pod.

I still have about 4 months before i can get on my mountain bike

4 months? What happened to keep you away for that amount of time, must have been serious mate.

willhollin · 10-09-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

4 months? What happened to keep you away for that amount of time, must have been serious mate.

Swine flu, he's still taking oinkment for it.

Palmnuts · 10-09-2009, 01:50 PM

JON...I BLAME YOU!

I've been ill all week and so must have caught it from you last weekend!

willhollin · 10-09-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Palmnuts

JON...I BLAME YOU!

I've been ill all week and so must have caught it from you last weekend!

Don't suck his cock next time then.

Palmnuts · 10-09-2009, 02:04 PM

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Don't suck his cock next time then.

Oh...OK then. Advice taken on board.

Jon...it'll have to be your turn next time!

beemerbird · 10-09-2009, 02:28 PM

I've got this very disturbing image in my mind now

..........Jon's still wearing that horizontal striped shirt as well.

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