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      09-17-2009, 07:31 PM   #1
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Blonde Gets A New Tattoo

A Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

She responds, 'It's really cool. If you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'

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      09-17-2009, 09:27 PM   #2
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      09-18-2009, 03:28 AM   #3
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Im mentally combining this joke with the you got a big pussy you got a big pussy joke
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      09-18-2009, 08:43 PM   #4
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      10-09-2009, 12:07 PM   #8
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      10-09-2009, 12:21 PM   #9
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lmao!!!!

another one......"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down??????"





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LOL.. that's makes my Friday, thx..
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      10-26-2009, 09:55 PM   #13
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lmao!!!!

another one......"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down??????"





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You dirty bastard
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      10-27-2009, 01:04 PM   #14
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