What BMW means to me......

xxclusive · 07-05-2009, 07:48 PM

Beer|Money|Women

Im gonna make a t-shirt or polo with the bmw logo and under it with "Beer Money Women". I'd rock that shirt everywhere.

Wires · 07-05-2009, 08:17 PM

Problem is, once I make my car payment, I don't have money for beer. And the car attracts women, but no money to retain them

Noc57 · 07-05-2009, 08:22 PM

Had a chick at work tell me BMW stands for "Big Money Waste."

No No No....you're getting it wrong BMW stands for "Brings More Women."

Then I walked away, jealous cunt.

BTW OP I'm with you, I would totally rock that shirt....

TK-421 · 07-05-2009, 08:34 PM

Bob Marley and the Wailers

angler · 07-05-2009, 08:51 PM

BANG MORE WOMEN

Noc57 · 07-05-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by angler

BANG MORE WOMEN

Even better....Damn wish I would've though of that.

captainaudio · 07-05-2009, 09:08 PM

I live in Manhattan and have the Sports Package. I think it stands for "Break More Wheels"

stickypaws · 07-05-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxclusive

Im gonna make a t-shirt or polo with the bmw logo and under it with "Beer Money Women". I'd rock that shirt everywhere.

Ahh, another great ambassador for the marque. You'll make Jeremy Clarkson proud.

BMWI6 · 07-05-2009, 09:33 PM

Broke Mans Wish

e90kiddo · 07-05-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angler

BANG MORE WOMEN

that's awesome

MCMLXXXIX · 07-05-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by news 4 u

Bob Marley and the Wailers

+100000000000000

but ill just stick with Bavarian Motor Works. sounds badass

cn555ic · 07-05-2009, 09:36 PM

Bust My Windows

SpeedBuggy · 07-05-2009, 09:47 PM

Broke My Wallet

rotaryboy · 07-05-2009, 09:47 PM

Break My Wallet

bumere90 · 07-05-2009, 09:55 PM

Big Money Wasted

Marcumac · 07-05-2009, 11:05 PM

Big Mexican Woman (from Jeff Dunham)...or Black Man Working.

ToadHollow · 07-05-2009, 11:08 PM

Best Money Wasted

NightStalker · 07-05-2009, 11:09 PM

lmaooo
this is a funny thread

NoMods · 07-05-2009, 11:10 PM

my former sales manager who is black, said Black Man Working

or Bring More Wallet

NiVeDh · 07-05-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captainaudio

I live in Manhattan and have the Sports Package. I think it stands for "Break More Wheels"

335stepitup · 07-06-2009, 02:09 AM

Once overheard
"Bring Mechanic With"
also Baby Making Weather or Black Man's Wheels or Be My Wife or Be My Whore...list goes on.

Although "Bang More Woman" is the best I've eva heard +1111

tooshay · 07-06-2009, 02:23 AM

Be My Wife.

07-05-2009, 07:48 PM	#1
xxclusive Private First Class 25 Rep 105 Posts Drives: 07' 335i Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	What BMW means to me...... Beer\|Money\|Women Im gonna make a t-shirt or polo with the bmw logo and under it with "Beer Money Women". I'd rock that shirt everywhere.
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Wires Brigadier General 1646 Rep 4,877 Posts Drives: 2016 340i xDrive Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0)	Problem is, once I make my car payment, I don't have money for beer. And the car attracts women, but no money to retain them
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Noc57 Lieutenant Colonel 74 Rep 1,859 Posts Drives: e92 335 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Orlando, FL iTrader: (0)	Had a chick at work tell me BMW stands for "Big Money Waste." No No No....you're getting it wrong BMW stands for "Brings More Women." Then I walked away, jealous cunt. BTW OP I'm with you, I would totally rock that shirt....
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TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 573 Rep 4,759 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Bob Marley and the Wailers __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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angler love to fish! 46 Rep 649 Posts Drives: 13: SG 135i M-Sport Cabrio 6mt Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: riding in the ultimate tanning machine iTrader: (1)	BANG MORE WOMEN __________________ PSS\|PPK\|PE\|LUX H8 V4's\|CDV Delete\|Performance Pedals\|Motorsport Emblem\|
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captainaudio World's Foremost Authority 1181 Rep 4,535 Posts Drives: M4 Cab - Cayenne GTS - Jag XK Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper East Side Manhattan - Boca Raton FL - Lime Rock CT iTrader: (0)	I live in Manhattan and have the Sports Package. I think it stands for "Break More Wheels"
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BMWI6 Major 96 Rep 1,337 Posts Drives: 335is Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Miami, Fl iTrader: (2)	Broke Mans Wish __________________ If everything seems under control, then you aren't going fast enough"
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cn555ic 441 Rep 18,331 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: US iTrader: (6)	Bust My Windows
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SpeedBuggy Comfortably Numb 578 Rep 654 Posts Drives: '18 x1/'13 X3/'06 330i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cortland, Ohio iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [0.00]	Broke My Wallet
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rotaryboy Private First Class 2 Rep 140 Posts Drives: 330i 6MT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Indiana iTrader: (3)	Break My Wallet
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bumere90 Grozniy 177 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: Carless Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: FL iTrader: (12)	Big Money Wasted
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Marcumac Lieutenant Colonel 67 Rep 1,543 Posts Drives: M235i Join Date: May 2009 Location: Cincinnati iTrader: (6) Garage List 2014 BMW M235i [0.00]	Big Mexican Woman (from Jeff Dunham)...or Black Man Working.
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ToadHollow Once upon a time ...... 276 Rep 5,048 Posts Drives: 2008 JB E92 - SOLD 5/2010 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Asti, Italy & Austin, Texas iTrader: (16) Garage List 2008 E92 335i [8.00]	Best Money Wasted __________________
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NightStalker ✰ 267 Rep 2,741 Posts Drives: Audi Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York City iTrader: (12)	lmaooo this is a funny thread
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NoMods Colonel 1108 Rep 2,325 Posts Drives: 2022 M5 Join Date: May 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (10) Garage List 2022 M5 [10.00]	my former sales manager who is black, said Black Man Working or Bring More Wallet
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335stepitup Enlisted Member 3 Rep 43 Posts Drives: 335 e90 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SouthAfrica iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335i [10.00]	Once overheard "Bring Mechanic With" also Baby Making Weather or Black Man's Wheels or Be My Wife or Be My Whore...list goes on. Although "Bang More Woman" is the best I've eva heard +1111 __________________ E90 335 mtechnic steptronic, ca, activ steering, prof nav, logic 7,bluetooth,errb, titan silb/dakota black, brushed alu,Clear tail clusters, carbon grillz, splitters and rear diffuser, BMW Performance power upgrade, 20's, Chiplogic s/ware
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07-06-2009, 02:23 AM	#22
tooshay Captain 313 Rep 755 Posts Drives: G20+M3 badge Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Temecula iTrader: (6)	Be My Wife. __________________ G20 with some ///M3 stuff = G80
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