[R4R]

A man enters a confessional and says to the Priest, 'Father, it has been one month since my last confession:
I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.'

The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'.'

Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession:
I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months.'

This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies

'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'.'

The next morning at mass, the Priest is preparing to deliver his homily when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, 'Is that Fannie Green?'

The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes'.

[booforty]

I love this joke, its one of my faves!

[madman]

Not bad. It made me do one of those partial laughs that only come out of your nostrils.

[Geoffo]

LOL good one.

[SiKkBaSs]

Originally Posted by madman

Not bad. It made me do one of those partial laughs that only come out of your nostrils.

This made me laugh more than the joke

[Snooky]

Originally Posted by lightweight

This made me laugh more than the joke

Me too!!!

[SoYank]

It's gonna be lost on the US crowd.