Confessions of a hooker

ed335d · 01-28-2009, 03:56 AM

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a
special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes
and says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot
hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few
tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played
for Wigan..

booforty · 01-28-2009, 03:58 AM

lol

mistry · 01-28-2009, 04:42 AM

ha ha ha

madman · 01-28-2009, 07:19 AM

Thats pretty good. lol

Budgie · 01-28-2009, 10:21 AM

But i never played for Wigan...lol

Snooky · 01-28-2009, 03:17 PM

01-28-2009, 03:56 AM	#1
ed335d Major General 141 Rep 6,912 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Surrey, UK iTrader: (3)	Confessions of a hooker A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Wigan.. __________________ E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile
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01-28-2009, 03:58 AM	#2
booforty Major General 337 Rep 8,811 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	lol
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01-28-2009, 04:42 AM	#3
mistry Captain 43 Rep 827 Posts Drives: F11 530D Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South West iTrader: (1)	ha ha ha
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madman Major 108 Rep 1,252 Posts Drives: The Above Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lincolnshire, UK iTrader: (0)	Thats pretty good. lol __________________ If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
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Budgie Major 30 Rep 1,339 Posts Drives: X1 25D M sport Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: BEDS/CAMBS iTrader: (1) Garage List 2017 X1 25 D M Sport [0.00]	But i never played for Wigan...lol
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