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      01-09-2009, 12:57 PM   #1
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Out of the mouth of babes

We were exiting the freeway on the way home the other night, and I see this Trans Am pulling up behind me. My little girl (6 yrs old), who appeared to be concentrating on her Nintendo DSi, and without looking up, says to me "daddy, I wish we had a clear road ahead so that we show that pontiac how very, very fast we are". I'm laughing, and telling her that it's not safe, etc.

At the next light, the trans am is next to me, and my girl continues "come'on daddy, rev the engine. First you rev your engine, and then they will rev theirs..." How would she know about this?

Next thing you know she'll be telling me that I have to honk the horn three times, and "go on the third".
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      01-09-2009, 01:12 PM   #2
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awesome!! i can't wait for my own children...
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      01-09-2009, 01:31 PM   #3
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Corrupting our children with the love of all things automotive....LOL...can't wait to get back and get my little boy to ride out with me...reminds of that old Bill Cosby show "Kids say the Darn'dest(?) things!"
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      01-09-2009, 01:33 PM   #4
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That is so awesome, haha.

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      01-09-2009, 01:52 PM   #5
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just wait til she gets old enough to find out how big the back seat of teh 1 really is!
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      01-09-2009, 07:31 PM   #6
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Fast Forward about 10 years. A 2008 BMW 135i pulls up to your front door. An 18 year old teenager about 6'3"" with a muscle shirt and hair down to his toenails gets out. He rings the doorbell. Your daughter says - "bye daddy, Stevie is here!"
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      01-09-2009, 08:20 PM   #7
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Haha Sweeeet! Good kid you got there lol.
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      01-09-2009, 10:34 PM   #8
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Thats awesome!
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      01-10-2009, 02:12 AM   #9
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Fast Forward about 10 years. A 2008 BMW 135i pulls up to your front door. An 18 year old teenager about 6'3"" with a muscle shirt and hair down to his toenails gets out. He rings the doorbell. Your daughter says - "bye daddy, Stevie is here!"
:biggrin::biggrin:

Try a 6'2"" teenager with a 125 :thumbup:
First time i took her out the dad was actaully happy! he said rather a bmw than an old golf with 1 airbag! :P
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      01-10-2009, 09:30 AM   #10
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Soon it will be "Give me the keys. You drive like an old man."
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      01-11-2009, 02:36 AM   #11
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put her in a go-kart now! :smile:
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Awesome
My wife is 7 mos preggy and told her the name of baby is danica (danica patrick) lol
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