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      05-03-2008, 01:27 PM   #1
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What do you call a bad BMW 135 driver?

1ooser!

Oh come on, anyone else got some?

Jack Bauer (from the tv show, 24) once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until remembered that he had purchased a BMW 135 with Comfort Access.

OK these are lame... got better?
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      05-04-2008, 09:47 PM   #2
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mmm I like puns with 1, one, and using the 1 as an "i", like BMW does.
I do it a little, but no solid jokes, sorry.
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      05-04-2008, 09:49 PM   #3
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You are forg1ven my child...

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      05-04-2008, 10:00 PM   #4
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if you install a carputer in a 135 ur 1eet...

eeeech, i feel corny
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      05-05-2008, 09:59 PM   #6
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if you install a carputer in a 135 ur 1eet...

eeeech, i feel corny
"Try not. Do, or do not, there is no try...."
my avatar says...
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      11-06-2008, 09:57 PM   #7
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What about 1diot or 1dumbass.... haha
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      11-06-2008, 10:14 PM   #8
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      11-06-2008, 11:02 PM   #9
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its always 3 guys walking into a bar, not 1......

so i've got nothing.
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      11-07-2008, 06:22 AM   #10
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      11-07-2008, 06:42 AM   #11
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somethings and some1 is best left dead... like this post...

*blush*

So lets give it a try... what can I find on google???

My god, there is nothing funny out there... yikes!

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Will I have to leave the Country? Are the 1addicts going to have any mercy??? Tell me please??

Remember the first post was BEFORE I had my 1... I am much better now... And my car talks to me! It's saying..."make an illegal turn NOW!"

Oh did I mention I have apple pie? Any1 not being nice, no pie for you!
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      11-07-2008, 06:45 AM   #12
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      11-07-2008, 06:55 AM   #13
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that boy is on crack...
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      11-07-2008, 11:16 AM   #14
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my beans are laced with Vicodin...lol and I get the beans from Asia...tastes like...Cafestol??
Greg is my Dr.

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