Top 10 signs you might be a 1addict

randomquickness · 04-14-2008, 07:59 AM

10. porn and sex become obsolete
9. you tell your SO about specs and mods knowing she doesn't care
8. watching your post count climb is "fun"
7. you deny that you have an addiction and believe you can quit anytime you want
6. you browse the threads on your mobile
5. your friends and family are literally concerned
4. while drinking with friends, you dissapear for a few minutes to sneak a peak
3. your SO believes you are having an e-affair with this site
2. your post count is in the quadruple digits
1. if you are not physically driving a 1 you are reading about them

Bizall · 04-14-2008, 11:29 AM

Good stuff. My wife is already tired of hearing of the 1. Just wait to it actually gets here.

Ragenikon · 04-22-2008, 12:29 AM

Haha that is great....i really think my girl is counting down the days as much as i am...just so she can stop hearing about specs and and how much time we're gonna spend in the car lol

Bringinthewolf · 04-22-2008, 01:21 AM

I'm all except #1 and that will change at the end of next week.

S54dan · 04-22-2008, 01:47 AM

I really want a 135i. I'm waiting a few years for two reasons:

1) I'm buying a Condo this summer
2) I'm waiting for the "first-year" production bugs to be worked out. While they are 99% easily fixable by the dealer, I prefer to not have to deal with the hassle. The 1 seems so simple, so I'm not sure if this is even an issue

vivid · 04-22-2008, 07:38 AM

I am a 1 addict... I fit into most of those points.

AchtungF80 · 04-25-2008, 11:06 AM

heh, ill add a new one to the list...

when you put all IT projects on hold trying to figure out a DNS issue because all websites were browsable except for 1addicts for almost 2 hours.

randomquickness · 04-25-2008, 11:13 AM

^^ haha yes...1addicts > work

raisemyrent · 04-25-2008, 11:28 PM

11. You get rid of your SO because she doesn't get 1t.

maybe that should be number 1.

(I can;t get enough of the puns with 1)

Bringinthewolf · 04-25-2008, 11:37 PM

That's a good 1

randomquickness · 08-05-2008, 09:04 PM

I thought my addiction would stop when I returned from deployment...who was I kidding!

EspressoBoy · 08-05-2008, 10:10 PM

12. You get your SO to also fall in love with your 1, and have a threesome. Thank goodness passenger seat has the exact adjustments as the drivers seat, otherwise she would want her car back.

Severious · 08-05-2008, 10:40 PM

13. You know more than your CA and give him tips on how to sell your car too you better...

EspressoBoy · 08-05-2008, 10:44 PM

14. You are seriously thinging of buying another 1. (just to have different colours to match your mood)

Heinzftw · 08-06-2008, 02:27 AM

15. You know more about the car than 99% of the salesman at the dealerships do. And, am convinced you could sell these things like hotcakes.

EspressoBoy · 08-06-2008, 02:23 PM

16. You spend time telling potential 1'ers to buy it on the site when ever you get the chance.

Call · 08-06-2008, 02:57 PM

17. Your SO asks if you are thinking about your ONE during sex

Call

adrean8j · 08-06-2008, 03:05 PM

18. You convince your best friends wife that the 1er is the 1 car for them (because she isnt listening to her husband and wants an A3....LOL)

tlav17 · 08-07-2008, 08:16 PM

i definitely fall under #1

don't have a 1er but i love this site! :headbang:

PA135i · 08-07-2008, 09:01 PM

19. You keep trying to work the word "one" into your everyday conversation to amuse yourself.

Heinzftw · 08-07-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kja325ci

19. You keep trying to work the word "one" into your everyday conversation to amuse yourself.

Haha good 1!

EspressoBoy · 08-08-2008, 02:33 PM

FYI, putting 1 in every sentence is easy in Singapore. They have a way of speaking where many sentences use it. If you want more info, go to wikipedia.org and read up on SINGLISH. I think LOTR Smeagles usessus it...I want ONE! Hmmm I wonder if Smeagles would be a good mascot for this site!!!?

I must have 1... I gotta have 1....so precioususs.... hmmm another good nick for the car???

As for sex and the car... hmmm lets just say... some things are not good to share...

EspressoBoy

04-14-2008, 07:59 AM	#1
randomquickness Brigadier General 219 Rep 3,668 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Georgetown, TX iTrader: (13)	Top 10 signs you might be a 1addict 10. porn and sex become obsolete 9. you tell your SO about specs and mods knowing she doesn't care 8. watching your post count climb is "fun" 7. you deny that you have an addiction and believe you can quit anytime you want 6. you browse the threads on your mobile 5. your friends and family are literally concerned 4. while drinking with friends, you dissapear for a few minutes to sneak a peak 3. your SO believes you are having an e-affair with this site 2. your post count is in the quadruple digits 1. if you are not physically driving a 1 you are reading about them __________________
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04-14-2008, 11:29 AM	#2
Bizall Captain 123 Rep 905 Posts Drives: 2019 Honda Accord Touring 2.0 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Virginia iTrader: (0)	Good stuff. My wife is already tired of hearing of the 1. Just wait to it actually gets here. __________________ 2018 BMW M3 - 12.1 @ 121mph 2014 BMW 335i M-Sport (Sold) 12.4 @ 113mph 2008 BMW 135i (Sold) 12.8 @ 106mph
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04-22-2008, 12:29 AM	#3
Ragenikon Private 4 Rep 93 Posts Drives: Join Date: Mar 2008 iTrader: (0)	Haha that is great....i really think my girl is counting down the days as much as i am...just so she can stop hearing about specs and and how much time we're gonna spend in the car lol __________________ - 135is - Sedona Red Aluminum Trim Black Boston Leather Cold Weather Pkg Sports Pkg Premium Stereo PCD June 3rd! "The steering, the feel, the way you can adjust your line through the bend with the throttle. There is no other car made today in this sector of the market that gets even close. If you love driving, this is up there in a class of One." - Jeremy Clarkson -
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04-22-2008, 01:21 AM	#4
Bringinthewolf 1 for the road 20 Rep 780 Posts Drives: SGM 135i Cabrio Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vancouver, B.C. iTrader: (0)	I'm all except #1 and that will change at the end of next week. __________________ "So the question is — do you want comfort and size, or do you want to drive?"
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04-22-2008, 01:47 AM	#5
S54dan I no longer work for United BMW! 308 Rep 3,330 Posts Drives: E46 M3, E46 330i ZHP, E36 325i Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (36) Garage List 1994 BMW 325i [8.50] 2005 M3 [9.66] 2005 325i [8.00] 2003 330i ZHP [9.00]	I really want a 135i. I'm waiting a few years for two reasons: 1) I'm buying a Condo this summer 2) I'm waiting for the "first-year" production bugs to be worked out. While they are 99% easily fixable by the dealer, I prefer to not have to deal with the hassle. The 1 seems so simple, so I'm not sure if this is even an issue __________________ BMW CCA, PCA, & CHIN Motorsports Instructor.
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04-22-2008, 07:38 AM	#6
vivid Captain 40 Rep 822 Posts Drives: 135i, 323i Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA. iTrader: (0)	I am a 1 addict... I fit into most of those points. __________________ Current: 135i, 323i wagon. Sold:GTI Sold: FX45 Sold: E36 M3
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04-25-2008, 11:06 AM	#7
AchtungF80 Brigadier General 276 Rep 3,465 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3, '17 G30 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NJ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 135is [9.50] 2010 Cooper S [10.00] 1991 318is [10.00]	heh, ill add a new one to the list... when you put all IT projects on hold trying to figure out a DNS issue because all websites were browsable except for 1addicts for almost 2 hours. __________________ ig: 0verrev
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04-25-2008, 11:13 AM	#8
randomquickness Brigadier General 219 Rep 3,668 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Georgetown, TX iTrader: (13)	^^ haha yes...1addicts > work __________________
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04-25-2008, 11:28 PM	#9
raisemyrent Captain 43 Rep 910 Posts Drives: Black Sapphire 428i xD GC Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vancouver, BC iTrader: (0)	11. You get rid of your SO because she doesn't get 1t. maybe that should be number 1. (I can;t get enough of the puns with 1) __________________ 435i Coupe Estoril Blue on Black X Drive, M Sport Package Stage II, Premium Package
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04-25-2008, 11:37 PM	#10
Bringinthewolf 1 for the road 20 Rep 780 Posts Drives: SGM 135i Cabrio Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vancouver, B.C. iTrader: (0)	That's a good 1 __________________ "So the question is — do you want comfort and size, or do you want to drive?"
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08-05-2008, 09:04 PM	#11
randomquickness Brigadier General 219 Rep 3,668 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Georgetown, TX iTrader: (13)	I thought my addiction would stop when I returned from deployment...who was I kidding! __________________
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08-05-2008, 10:10 PM	#12
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	12. You get your SO to also fall in love with your 1, and have a threesome. Thank goodness passenger seat has the exact adjustments as the drivers seat, otherwise she would want her car back.
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08-05-2008, 10:40 PM	#13
Severious Private 4 Rep 69 Posts Drives: Join Date: Jun 2008 iTrader: (0)	13. You know more than your CA and give him tips on how to sell your car too you better... __________________ 135i Manual Transmission Sparkling Graphite Metallic Black Boston Leather Walnut Trim Sport Package, Cold Weather Package, Ipod/USB interface, Premium Audio, BMW Security System Ordered: March 8, 2008 RE-ordered: June 20, 2008 Production complete: July 7, 2008 Delivered: August 5, 2008
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08-05-2008, 10:44 PM	#14
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	14. You are seriously thinging of buying another 1. (just to have different colours to match your mood)
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08-06-2008, 02:23 PM	#16
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	16. You spend time telling potential 1'ers to buy it on the site when ever you get the chance.
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08-06-2008, 02:57 PM	#17
Call Call 21 Rep 683 Posts Drives: 08 135i, 08 & 07 X5, 05 MCSC Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gainesville, GA iTrader: (0)	17. Your SO asks if you are thinking about your ONE during sex Call __________________
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08-07-2008, 08:16 PM	#19
tlav17 Lieutenant 25 Rep 409 Posts Drives: F15 X5 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central Jersey iTrader: (0)	i definitely fall under #1 don't have a 1er but i love this site! :headbang:
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08-07-2008, 09:01 PM	#20
PA135i Brigadier General 968 Rep 3,323 Posts Drives: 08 135i 08 CR-V Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania iTrader: (0)	19. You keep trying to work the word "one" into your everyday conversation to amuse yourself.
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08-08-2008, 02:33 PM	#22
EspressoBoy 1addict, and proud 40 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: BMW 135i 08 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (1)	FYI, putting 1 in every sentence is easy in Singapore. They have a way of speaking where many sentences use it. If you want more info, go to wikipedia.org and read up on SINGLISH. I think LOTR Smeagles usessus it...I want ONE! Hmmm I wonder if Smeagles would be a good mascot for this site!!!? I must have 1... I gotta have 1....so precioususs.... hmmm another good nick for the car??? As for sex and the car... hmmm lets just say... some things are not good to share... EspressoBoy
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