[R4R]

An Aussie refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the
bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back
of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules but in the
spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' says the Japanese
chappie.

'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector

'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man - still
perplexed.

'Listen,' says the collector. 'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your
wheelie bin?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin. ' I wheelie bin
having sex wirra wife's sister........!

[E92Fan]

Originally Posted by R4R

An Aussie refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the
bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back
of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules but in the
spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' says the Japanese
chappie.

'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector

'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man - still
perplexed.

'Listen,' says the collector. 'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your
wheelie bin?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin. ' I wheelie bin
having sex wirra wife's sister........!

Reminds me of this one...


Why are there so many Chinese people in Harrow??

Because when they arrive and get in the cab, they say "Harro!!!"

[dxb335d]

lol at both of ya LOL
My old man was born in harrow.