Cowboy gets sunburnt.

dxb335d · 12-22-2008, 07:09 AM

A COWBOY passed out on the ARIZONA DESERT for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree BUrns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous Feeding with SALINE, Electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs..

marriedblonde · 12-22-2008, 07:54 AM

Boom Boom :-)

beemerbird · 12-22-2008, 09:13 AM

Very good Carlos.............but I thought you blokes always played 'tents'.

ed335d · 12-22-2008, 02:11 PM

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Very good Carlos.............but I thought you blokes always played 'tents'.

Marquees

beemerbird · 12-23-2008, 10:17 AM

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Marquees

Excellent.

It's like the fishermans' tale.

Cafe.Racer · 12-23-2008, 03:03 PM

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Excellent.

It's like the fishermans' tail.

Do they have big ones then?

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