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      12-13-2008, 12:37 PM   #1
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Crazy charger srt8 driver almost hit me....with his fist.

So im at the store with a lady friend. Im at the trunk putting the bags in and a charger srt8 is parked a few steps away and the guy walks over to me.

The guys asked, "whats the quarter on that thing?" I assumed he meant quarter mile time and I said 13 something stock, I think, and middle 12s with a tune. He said something to the effect of, "Yeah I crap on BMWs all day long at the track. Pieces of sh!t."

I go to get in my car and he continues talking trash. As I get into the drivers seats I make some remark about his charger being a fat pig with a plastic interior. And I asked, "Does the neon green gauges and rattles cost extra?"

I got in the car and as my girl was getting in, he walked to the passengers side and shoved her slightly and put his head into the cabin and made a fist. I jumped out, ran around to him and got about an inch from his face. I said that if he ever touches her again, or speaks to me again, that his mom would be selling his charger to pay his medical bills.

me - 6'4, 220, 25 years of muay thai and bjj.
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He walked away, my girl slapped me on the arm mad at me for some reason! She said that she just wanted to come get Christmas stuff and not have to go and bail me out again. How is it that the innocent boyfriends always get blamed for stuff? It wasnt overly dramatic or anything. I guess he was jealous or trying to justify his awful purchase. Those things are like 40k I think. Ive been in all kinds of fights, in and out of the ring, but its just weird to almost get into it, over a BMW while trying to shop for Christmas presents.
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      12-13-2008, 12:39 PM   #2
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Your girl will always slap you for doing it, even though she's glad you did.

I'm actually the same size as you, it's nice being bigger than everyone, isn't it?

Just don't get yourself shot or anything
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      12-13-2008, 12:46 PM   #3
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Your girl will always slap you for doing it, even though she's glad you did.

I'm actually the same size as you, it's nice being bigger than everyone, isn't it?

Just don't get yourself shot or anything
She probably knows that Id use any excuse to beat up some nut and wasnt really protecting her.

And yeah I like being bigger then most. Its very rare to see somebody taller then me. I cant imagine being short.

Never been shot, thank goodness.
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      12-13-2008, 12:48 PM   #4
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when he said he craps on BMW's, you should have responded with, well yeah, I crap on 325i's on the track too.. or thats nice, but have you been on the track with a 335i?
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dude, I'm 5'11" 170lbs am I short? I think I'm a pretty good size/ build for a Korean
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dude, I'm 5'11" 170lbs am I short? I think I'm a pretty good size/ build for a Korean
I dont think I can judge if your short or not, but compared to my other asian friends, your tall.

And it happened so fast I didnt get to throw back any good insults really. I didnt mention the bailouts or anything.
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      12-13-2008, 12:56 PM   #7
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I dont think I can judge if your short or not, but compared to my other asian friends, your tall.

And it happened so fast I didnt get to throw back any good insults really. I didnt mention the bailouts or anything.
YES! a buddy of mine is like 6'4".. tallest Korean I know , people call him Yao (he plays basketball)

but you know, us short people are nimble were like little ninjas. I'm sure you are very familiar with Thai people, they are short ass mother fuckers, but they sure can fight, like little fucking lighting bolts jumping around
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So im at the store with a lady friend. Im at the trunk putting the bags in and a charger srt8 is parked a few steps away and the guy walks over to me.

The guys asked, "whats the quarter on that thing?" I assumed he meant quarter mile time and I said 13 something stock, I think, and middle 12s with a tune. He said something to the effect of, "Yeah I crap on BMWs all day long at the track. Pieces of sh!t."

I go to get in my car and he continues talking trash. As I get into the drivers seats I make some remark about his charger being a fat pig with a plastic interior. And I asked, "Does the neon green gauges and rattles cost extra?"

I got in the car and as my girl was getting in, he walked to the passengers side and shoved her slightly and put his head into the cabin and made a fist. I jumped out, ran around to him and got about an inch from his face. I said that if he ever touches her again, or speaks to me again, that his mom would be selling his charger to pay his medical bills.

me - 6'4, 220, 25 years of muay thai and bjj.
loser - 5'9, 150, 20 something blonde surfer dude type

He walked away, my girl slapped me on the arm mad at me for some reason! She said that she just wanted to come get Christmas stuff and not have to go and bail me out again. How is it that the innocent boyfriends always get blamed for stuff? It wasnt overly dramatic or anything. I guess he was jealous or trying to justify his awful purchase. Those things are like 40k I think. Ive been in all kinds of fights, in and out of the ring, but its just weird to almost get into it, over a BMW while trying to shop for Christmas presents.
If you did get physical, you could have done this to him:

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good thing you tood up for yourself. He has no right to do what he did, and you were justified in every apect of what you did. Thing is just be careful. There's alot of creeps out there and all it takes is a split second for shit to get thick.
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good thing you tood up for yourself. He has no right to do what he did, and you were justified in every apect of what you did. Thing is just be careful. There's alot of creeps out there and all it takes is a split second for shit to get thick.
+1, since our economy is going downhill, people just snap..
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If you did get physical, you could have done this to him:

[u2b]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3VUQxncPfrM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3VUQxncPfrM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="289"></embed></object>[/u2b]
LOL he got backhanded HHAHAH
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      12-13-2008, 01:04 PM   #12
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LOL @ that video.

I dont really know what his problem was. I didnt look at him or saying anything, he just randomly walked over and started crap. And it wasnt til he put his hands on my girl that I got upset.

And for my record, my plan was to take him down, wait for him to try and stand up, take his back and rear naked choke him to sleep. Theres nothing more humiliated then making em go to sleep.

(and yeah, thai people and all small asians, are fast ninjas and strong as heck. They can flip around and walk up walls and crap.)
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(and yeah, thai people and all small asians, are fast ninjas and strong as heck. They can flip around and walk up walls and crap.)
Yeah really, being a tiny filipino guy I was naturally born with martial arts skills. I couldn't walk up walls until I hit puberty, tho.
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      12-13-2008, 01:20 PM   #14
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That's random...and you say you've been in a lot of fights? Why?

I've never been in any threatening situations with my car. I think you probably instigate at least some of them. Even without noticing it.
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Glad nobody got hurt, I can't believe he put his hands on your girl! Some people are crazy.

Don't underestimate shorter people though, Manny Pacquiao is a furious little dude.
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Sometime is not what you know but how you control yourself.... People are getting more crazy everyday, just be careful bro...
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Damn I can't believe he shoved your girl. Should have wasted him lol. Been in the mood to get in a fight myself lately, don't know why lol.
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That's random...and you say you've been in a lot of fights? Why?

I've never been in any threatening situations with my car. I think you probably instigate at least some of them. Even without noticing it.
Been in alot of fights because I practice MMA and fight in the ring alot. However growing up poor in baltimore and being white, probably puts me at about 50 street fights, mostly getting my ass kicked which is why I started MMA. I remember for a year or two in school, everyday being chased home and if you didnt run fast enough, you got stomped.

I hope I dont instigate fights without knowing it though. lol Some people hate Christmas shopping I guess! Maybe he celebrates Festivus.

The guy was just a jerk, or having a bad day. Worse part is, he should have just talked to me normal, and we probably would have sat around for 20 minutes talking shop and comparing cars which would have made him feel better then randomly talking trash.
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I dont think I can judge if your short or not, but compared to my other asian friends, your tall.

And it happened so fast I didnt get to throw back any good insults really. I didnt mention the bailouts or anything.
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If he approached you randomly and started talking shit and then had the balls to push your girl he was having more than a bad day. He needed to be beaten.
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I see you live in MD. Where was this at?
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you definitely should have kicked his ass!
btw......does bjj mean brazilian ju-jitsu ?
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