You know you drive e9x when...

Luv2Axlr8 · 12-09-2008, 02:18 PM

You know you drive e9x when...

1. You look at the car's reflection next to you every chace you get.
2. You walk around your car after you get out of the grocery store, or wherever that requires you to park your car for more than 1 minute.
3. White girls say your car is "cute", mexican and black girls say your car is "tight" and asian chicks just stare... and drool.
4. Your head doesnt seem to be looking straight as you are walking away from your car

silvergray545 · 12-09-2008, 02:24 PM

i think that goes for pretty much any sweet bimmer

02themax · 12-09-2008, 02:25 PM

Haha, seriously! Plus you wash your car even though it's clean!

silvergray545 · 12-09-2008, 02:28 PM

Wow, I know I do that way to much haha!

noro · 12-09-2008, 02:29 PM

...when your wastegates rattle
...when your HPFP replacement interval is shorter than that of the oil
...when none of the above are reasons enough not to have the car

Luv2Axlr8 · 12-09-2008, 02:40 PM

and when no one knows what kind of BMW is it when it's debaged.

Cloud9blue · 12-09-2008, 02:41 PM

when I...jizz in my pants

Joonsup · 12-09-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by noro

...when your wastegates rattle
...when your HPFP replacement interval is shorter than that of the oil
...when none of the above are reasons enough not to have the car

teej361 · 12-09-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 02themax

Plus you wash your car even though it's clean!

+1

Sam12345 · 12-09-2008, 02:47 PM

- When you think you can beat a ferrari 0-60 if you have a procede or juicebox

-when you are willing to die to defend you preferance of tune(ex. procede or juicebox)

-When you hear the name terry or shiv, 335 tunning comes to mind

hov333 · 12-09-2008, 02:50 PM

when u drive a NA car and dont have the delay, then woosh, then torque!

Cyrax91 · 12-09-2008, 02:50 PM

you're wishing you weren't in too big of a financial hole and could trade it in for a new M3.

JoosyJoos · 12-09-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Luv2Axlr8

You know you drive 335i when...

3. White girls say your car is "cute", mexican and black girls say your car is "tight" and asian chicks just stare... and drool.

Ya my car got called cute the other day.... that pissed me off actually lol

gtrokin330 · 12-09-2008, 03:35 PM

ive gotten the cute thing many times..

GregL · 12-09-2008, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvergray545

i think that goes for pretty much any sweet bimmer

+1, though I'd substitute bimmer for car cause those points the OP made are awfully generic in general.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

you're wishing you weren't in too big of a financial hole and could trade it in for a new M3.

Oh that's a sore spot for me. Not the financial hole thing but...I could get an '08 M3 now for lower or similar monthly payments vs my current 330xi because of the massive discount and lower rate they're offering.

Van[ForTheTired] · 12-09-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AlpineCloud9

when I...jizz in my pants

haha!

Year's_End · 12-09-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luv2Axlr8

You know you drive 335i when...

1. You look at the car's reflection next to you every chace you get.
2. You walk around your car after you get out of the grocery store, or wherever that requires you to park your car for more than 1 minute.
3. White girls say your car is "cute", mexican and black girls say your car is "tight" and asian chicks just stare... and drool.
4. Your head doesnt seem to be looking straight as you are walking away from your car

this applies to any car. fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by noro

...when your wastegates rattle
...when your HPFP replacement interval is shorter than that of the oil
...when none of the above are reasons enough not to have the car

+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam12345

- When you think you can beat a ferrari 0-60 if you have a procede or juicebox

-when you are willing to die to defend you preferance of tune(ex. procede or juicebox)

-When you hear the name terry or shiv, 335 tunning comes to mind

+1

Cyrax91 · 12-09-2008, 04:02 PM

Oh that's a sore spot for me. Not the financial hole thing but...I could get an '08 M3 now for lower or similar monthly payments vs my current 330xi because of the massive discount and lower rate they're offering.[/QUOTE]

Ha exactly. Im in the same boat. My payments actually may have been lower with the deals BMW is giving on the M3's. Oh well haha.

GregL · 12-09-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

Ha exactly. Im in the same boat. My payments actually may have been lower with the deals BMW is giving on the M3's. Oh well haha.

You have a 335i though, I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed by the M3 thing if I had waited another 7 months to get a 335xi over my current 330xi.

Cyrax91 · 12-09-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregL

You have a 335i though, I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed by the M3 thing if I had waited another 7 months to get a 335xi over my current 330xi.

You're right. And honestly I love my car. Its bad ass. But I guess we're all pretty lucky if we're driving around in BMW's. Id say we really have nothing to complain about

Inzane · 12-09-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregL

+1, though I'd substitute bimmer for car cause those points the OP made are awfully generic in general.

x2.

GregL · 12-09-2008, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpavlakos91

You're right. And honestly I love my car. Its bad ass. But I guess we're all pretty lucky if we're driving around in BMW's. Id say we really have nothing to complain about

Yes and no, the interior build quality of my particular car is sh!t. Can't wait to give it back at the end of next year. But in a sense, even in my case you're right, better to drive a BMW with a squeaky rattly interior over something further down the food chain with a squeaky rattly interior

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silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2337 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	i think that goes for pretty much any sweet bimmer
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noro Colonel 90 Rep 2,707 Posts Drives: '91 M3, '04 E46 ZHP, '72 2002 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	...when your wastegates rattle ...when your HPFP replacement interval is shorter than that of the oil ...when none of the above are reasons enough not to have the car __________________ zhpregistry.net - ZHP stats and free classifieds.
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Sam12345 Lieutenant Colonel 106 Rep 1,534 Posts Drives: jet black 335i coupe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (3) Garage List 2008 335i Coupe [0.00]	- When you think you can beat a ferrari 0-60 if you have a procede or juicebox -when you are willing to die to defend you preferance of tune(ex. procede or juicebox) -When you hear the name terry or shiv, 335 tunning comes to mind __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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Cyrax91 YNWA 194 Rep 1,814 Posts Drives: Imola Red F80 M3 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NM iTrader: (18)	Oh that's a sore spot for me. Not the financial hole thing but...I could get an '08 M3 now for lower or similar monthly payments vs my current 330xi because of the massive discount and lower rate they're offering.[/QUOTE] Ha exactly. Im in the same boat. My payments actually may have been lower with the deals BMW is giving on the M3's. Oh well haha.
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