I have a dry cough

Broncho · 03-06-2020, 05:15 PM

Be careful about how you reply.

SkyJawa · 03-06-2020, 05:26 PM

I just went to Costa and the barista was wearing a mask. I asked her "why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
"I'm not," she replied, "it's a coughy filter!" 😷

teaston · 03-06-2020, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyJawa

I just went to Costa and the barista was wearing a mask. I asked her "why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
"I'm not," she replied, "it's a coughy filter!" 😷

Fuck sake!

SuperHamz · 03-06-2020, 06:19 PM

What you need is some:

Broncho · 03-07-2020, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

What you need is some:

Have some, feels weird taking it.

Watsey · 03-07-2020, 02:32 AM

Your alco binges have weakened your immune system. This could get very serious.

Self-isolation in the garden shed for 14 days.

Broncho · 03-07-2020, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Watsey

Your alco binges have weakened your immune system. This could get very serious.

Self-isolation in the garden shed for 14 days.

Smashed again last night, you might be on to something.

DB118D · 03-07-2020, 10:33 AM

Have you tried condoms?

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mikeoz · 03-07-2020, 10:38 AM

Is it lack of beer ...during the day ??

Broncho · 03-07-2020, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeoz

Is it lack of beer ...during the day ??

I don’t drink beer I only drink hard liquor.

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