Stupid things I saw today

Broncho · 05-29-2019, 12:28 PM

A bloke holding on to scaffolding in the back of a pickup truck doing about 80 on a dual carriageway.

My son’s friend trying to blow the front tyre of his bike up with his mouth.

But fuck me this one takes the cake, not one but 2 women pushing prams with dogs in them, FFS seriously? It’s a fucking dog, they should be eaten by the Vietnamese.

Stop the world I want to get off

teaston · 05-29-2019, 02:57 PM

I have for many years had the opinion that people are the best thing in the world, and the worst thing about the world.

SkyJawa · 05-30-2019, 01:44 AM

I’ve seen people with dogs in prams, me and the missus couldn’t believe our eyes.

And yes, it is a thing

https://doggydreamteam.co.uk/product...dog-strollers/

JD6 · 05-30-2019, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

A bloke holding on to scaffolding in the back of a pickup truck doing about 80 on a dual carriageway.

My son’s friend trying to blow the front tyre of his bike up with his mouth.

But fuck me this one takes the cake, not one but 2 women pushing prams with dogs in them, FFS seriously? It’s a fucking dog, they should be eaten by the Vietnamese.

Stop the world I want to get off

Have you considered moving away from Merseyside?

Broncho · 05-30-2019, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

A bloke holding on to scaffolding in the back of a pickup truck doing about 80 on a dual carriageway.

My son’s friend trying to blow the front tyre of his bike up with his mouth.

But fuck me this one takes the cake, not one but 2 women pushing prams with dogs in them, FFS seriously? It’s a fucking dog, they should be eaten by the Vietnamese.

Stop the world I want to get off

Have you considered moving away from Merseyside?

First and last were Manchester

MashinBenzin · 05-30-2019, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

A bloke holding on to scaffolding in the back of a pickup truck doing about 80 on a dual carriageway.

My son's friend trying to blow the front tyre of his bike up with his mouth.

But fuck me this one takes the cake, not one but 2 women pushing prams with dogs in them, FFS seriously? It's a fucking dog, they should be eaten by the Vietnamese.

Stop the world I want to get off

Have you considered moving away from Merseyside?

First and last were Manchester

Have you considered moving further South? ;-)

PS. I'm further south, wouldn't recommend it over the north.

Broncho · 05-30-2019, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

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Originally Posted by JD6

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Originally Posted by Broncho

A bloke holding on to scaffolding in the back of a pickup truck doing about 80 on a dual carriageway.

My son's friend trying to blow the front tyre of his bike up with his mouth.

But fuck me this one takes the cake, not one but 2 women pushing prams with dogs in them, FFS seriously? It's a fucking dog, they should be eaten by the Vietnamese.

Stop the world I want to get off

Have you considered moving away from Merseyside?

First and last were Manchester

Have you considered moving further South? ;-)

PS. I'm further south, wouldn't recommend it over the north.

No way Jose it's full of southern fairies

isleaiw1 · 05-30-2019, 03:05 AM

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No way Jose it's full of southern fairies

Actually, it’s more full of Northerners moaning about house prices but taking stupidly inflated London salaries...

Or is that just my experience? Still can’t wait to go back!

DaveA · 05-31-2019, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by teaston

I have for many years had the opinion that people are the best thing in the world, and the worst thing about the world.

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TouringPleb · 05-31-2019, 06:04 AM

I saw a Range Rover Sport stuck in the outside lane of an empty stretch of motorway this morning.

Poor bloke just couldn't seem to get out of the outside lane. His accelerator appeared stuck as well causing him to go well over 100.

MashinBenzin · 05-31-2019, 06:31 AM

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I saw a Range Rover Sport stuck in the outside lane of an empty stretch of motorway this morning.

Poor bloke just couldn't seem to get out of the outside lane. His accelerator appeared stuck as well causing him to go well over 100.

Did you help him over to the hard shoulder?

DaveA · 05-31-2019, 09:29 AM

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I saw a Range Rover Sport stuck in the outside lane of an empty stretch of motorway this morning.

Poor bloke just couldn't seem to get out of the outside lane. His accelerator appeared stuck as well causing him to go well over 100.

A few months back I saw an Aventador Lambo chased (and passed) by a Mercedes saloon that was in turn being chased by a nondescript F30 BMW Saloon... Nondescript, that is, until it demonstrated its pretty red/blue flashing lights to the Merc...

1 AKY · 05-31-2019, 09:56 AM

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A few months back I saw an Aventador Lambo chased (and passed) by a Mercedes saloon that was in turn being chased by a nondescript F30 BMW Saloon... Nondescript, that is, until it demonstrated its pretty red/blue flashing lights to the Merc...

I presume the X3 had already gone past by then and the police couldn't keep up

TouringPleb · 05-31-2019, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

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Originally Posted by TouringPleb

I saw a Range Rover Sport stuck in the outside lane of an empty stretch of motorway this morning.

Poor bloke just couldn't seem to get out of the outside lane. His accelerator appeared stuck as well causing him to go well over 100.

Did you help him over to the hard shoulder?

Sadly it was on the way in

Kendo67 · 05-31-2019, 11:06 AM

A woman throwing a ball for a Husky , in Palma in 80 degree heat. Poor animal was knackered.

K

TouringPleb · 06-01-2019, 07:02 AM

Not so much a stupid thing I saw, rather overheard in the gym this morning.

"Portugal. Isn't that where they speak Spanish?"

1 AKY · 06-01-2019, 08:43 PM

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Not so much a stupid thing I saw, rather overheard in the gym this morning.

"Portugal. Isn't that where they speak Spanish?"

Probably a [Brexit/Farage/Boris/Trump] supporter.

mikeoz · 06-02-2019, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TouringPleb

I saw a Range Rover Sport stuck in the outside lane of an empty stretch of motorway this morning.

Poor bloke just couldn't seem to get out of the outside lane. His accelerator appeared stuck as well causing him to go well over 100.

To be fair Kate Price had been on the lash all night and was late for a B list shoot..

Hooded · 06-03-2019, 02:52 AM

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Sadly it was on the way in

So he got away with it then, like you did with your illegal tyres

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