Merc v tree

TouringPleb · 10-13-2018, 11:45 AM

One less Merc C63s on the road..

mikeoz · 10-13-2018, 12:02 PM

God where was that?
How was tree? I'm guessing no one was hurt badly?

sahajesh · 10-13-2018, 12:02 PM

That's looks quite a way off the road - what the hell happened?

RobUK · 10-13-2018, 12:12 PM

IF PerceivedDriverSkill > ActualDriverSkill
AND CarType = "Mercedes C63"
THEN GOTO WIPE-OUT

Abdul Karim · 10-13-2018, 12:18 PM

All the gear. But no idea.

TouringPleb · 10-13-2018, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeoz

God where was that?
How was tree? I'm guessing no one was hurt badly?

Tree is absolutely fine which was my main concern.

Car was stolen. Strangely, the driver and passengers didn't hang around for us.

I suspect it would have had a cash point in the back of it at some point over the next few nights..

mikeoz · 10-13-2018, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TouringPleb

Tree is absolutely fine which was my main concern.

Car was stolen. Strangely, the driver and passengers didn't hang around for us.

I suspect it would have had a cash point in the back of it at some point over the next few nights..

Yeah we have have had alot of ATMs done round Cambs lately..
It amazes me that these twats seem to get out and run off all the time. You hit a tree doing 30 on a winter's day and it kills you...no justice..

TouringPleb · 10-13-2018, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeoz

Quote:

Originally Posted by TouringPleb

Tree is absolutely fine which was my main concern.

Car was stolen. Strangely, the driver and passengers didn't hang around for us.

I suspect it would have had a cash point in the back of it at some point over the next few nights..

Yeah we have have had alot of ATMs done round Cambs lately..
It amazes me that these twats seem to get out and run off all the time. You hit a tree doing 30 on a winter's day and it kills you...no justice..

They weren't wearing seat belts either as none of the pre-tensioners have gone off.

It's the same with drunk drivers who cause accidents. They always seem to walk away with nothing, leaving carnage behind them.

F30Andy · 10-13-2018, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobUK

IF PerceivedDriverSkill > ActualDriverSkill
AND CarType = "Mercedes C63"
THEN GOTO WIPE-OUT

I thought you were going to finish it with format c:63

F30Andy · 10-13-2018, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TouringPleb

They weren't wearing seat belts either as none of the pre-tensioners have gone off.

It's the same with drunk drivers who cause accidents. They always seem to walk away with nothing, leaving carnage behind them.

Stolen with keys or without?

TodmordenLad · 10-13-2018, 01:13 PM

Should polish out - the tree, that is

TouringPleb · 10-13-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by F30Andy

Quote:

Originally Posted by TouringPleb

They weren't wearing seat belts either as none of the pre-tensioners have gone off.

It's the same with drunk drivers who cause accidents. They always seem to walk away with nothing, leaving carnage behind them.

Stolen with keys or without?

With keys.

Wills2 · 10-13-2018, 07:48 PM

I'd really like to sit down with these misfits and understand why they do what they do.

It puzzles me greatly, I'll guess they have had shit parents, no education and think they can do whatever they want to get what they think they're entitled to.

teaston · 10-14-2018, 03:27 AM

Apparently C class’ are the most stolen car model in the UK now.

Grant_7 · 10-14-2018, 03:34 AM

Repairable.

mikeoz · 10-14-2018, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Grant_7

Repairable.

You wouldn't want it back would you.

simon. · 10-14-2018, 06:51 AM

Shame they didn't leave some blood, read a lot of blood on the airbags to 1, show they fucking hurt themselves & 2, a chance to trace these scumbags.

Hooded · 10-14-2018, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by teaston

Apparently C class’ are the most stolen car model in the UK now.

I assume you mean as in percentage of that particular model on the road?

An awful lot more new Fords are currently being stolen than Mercs!

....,,,,..,,.. · 10-14-2018, 07:05 AM

There really should be more use of the humble wood chipper.

Depending on the crime committed, the amount of body fed to the chipper can be adjusted.

Additionally the speed could be adjusted.

It would likely attract viewing rights from likes of Sky and BT.

teaston · 10-14-2018, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hooded

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

Apparently C class' are the most stolen car model in the UK now.

I assume you mean as in percentage of that particular model on the road?

An awful lot more new Fords are currently being stolen than Mercs!

I think it's the most stolen in total, several sites citing this as the official list:

https://www.whatcar.com/news/the-mos...-the-uk/n17028

Hooded · 10-14-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by teaston

I think it's the most stolen in total, several sites citing this as the official list:

https://www.whatcar.com/news/the-mos...-the-uk/n17028

I wonder how they work that list out, looking at just the west mids stats for the first 6 months of this year it's hard to believe more C Class are stolen than say Fiesta's or Focus.

JustChris · 10-14-2018, 02:15 PM

Looks considerably off road in the first pic!

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