My cars birthday is coming up. Is it odd to have a party?

chris-c · 10-08-2018, 02:18 PM

Just wondering. My car is coming up for three years old so wanted to do something special. We went to the soft play area for my 3yr old sons birthday so it seems a bit odd to not do something for the car.

Anyone interested? There will be cake.

sahajesh · 10-08-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

Just wondering. My car is coming up for three years old so wanted to do something special. We went to the soft play area for my 3yr old sons birthday so it seems a bit odd to not do something for the car.

Anyone interested? There will be cake.

This will be the new thread style

teaston · 10-08-2018, 02:29 PM

Yes, but then you are odd!

JustChris · 10-08-2018, 03:06 PM

I'd say a treat to a detail isn't out of order?

RustyBitz · 10-08-2018, 03:42 PM

My car turned one last week, I will get a special birthday cake ordered for the occasion.

chris-c · 10-08-2018, 04:06 PM

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My car turned one last week, I will get a special birthday cake ordered for the occasion.

maybe it'll be a little you?

Herr Dreier · 10-08-2018, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

Just wondering. My car is coming up for three years old so wanted to do something special. We went to the soft play area for my 3yr old sons birthday so it seems a bit odd to not do something for the car.

Anyone interested? There will be cake.

You could do a vicar and tarts like party. Either come dressed like LobB (or Herr whatever the fuck he's transformed into) or Tasha (or whatever her name was) from those US videos.

chris-c · 10-09-2018, 02:38 AM

Maybe I could wander around with this on. I'm sure I'd have at least one person turn up

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Milker-Now-.../dp/B00BJLSD3U

Herr Dreier · 10-09-2018, 04:18 AM

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Maybe I could wander around with this on. I'm sure I'd have at least one person turn up

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Milker-Now-.../dp/B00BJLSD3U

Don't - you'll have Broncho round like a shot

RobUK · 10-09-2018, 05:11 AM

Cars die on their 3rd birthday and the soul leaves the chassis. It's just dead metal now

stevei · 10-09-2018, 05:18 AM

What's the cars age in human years tho?
Like 1 year for a dog is 7 years for a human.

chris-c · 10-09-2018, 06:36 AM

I think a car, much like everything else ages at 1 year per year.

sahajesh · 10-09-2018, 06:44 AM

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I think a car, much like everything else ages at 1 year per year.

Not a Scouse car.

goodbyalfa · 10-09-2018, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RobUK

Cars die on their 3rd birthday and the soul leaves the chassis. It's just dead metal now

Agree entirely. Is an MOT some kind of death certificate?

RobUK · 10-09-2018, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by stevei

What's the cars age in human years tho?
Like 1 year for a dog is 7 years for a human.

It would vary by make

(of cars, not dogs... although a few cars are dogs)

stevei · 10-09-2018, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sahajesh

Not a Scouse car.

you'd be lucky to keep a scouse car for a year

sahajesh · 10-09-2018, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sahajesh

Not a Scouse car.

you'd be lucky to keep a scouse car for a year

Agree - they are normally burnt-out wrecks within 12 months.

insanecoder · 10-09-2018, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

Just wondering. My car is coming up for three years old so wanted to do something special. We went to the soft play area for my 3yr old sons birthday so it seems a bit odd to not do something for the car.

Anyone interested? There will be cake.

I like your mode of thinking

but only if you've given her a proper name!

chris-c · 10-09-2018, 01:03 PM

My car is a boy!!

Barry BMW.... also "You Cunt" (as its YC65" reg)
My volvo is a boy - "victor volvo"
My ford was a boy - "frank ford

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