[Torque of the Devil]

A bloke goes for a job interview in Birmingham wearing a polyester shirt, some brightly coloured flairs and big boots.

The interviewer looks him up and down and says “All you need now mate is a kipper tie!'

“Ooh, that would be nice - I'll have milk and two sugars please!'

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Lol good one

[Edinburra]

Similarly, a bloke goes into a bakers shop in Glasgow and says to the baker "is that a donut in the window or a meringue?" The baker says "aye son you're right it's a donut"

[mcoops]

Originally Posted by Edinburra

Similarly, a bloke goes into a bakers shop in Glasgow and says to the baker "is that a donut in the window or a meringue?" The baker says "aye son you're right it's a donut"

Love it. I've got my in-laws over this week and am enjoying adding to my vocab. Sample:

"And whit huv ah goat? Hee-haw, that's whit". Translation - "I am tragically not fortunate enough to enjoy similar benefit"