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      04-04-2017, 02:02 PM   #1
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When you think you've seen it all...

So at the gym today and go to the toilet. As I pee, there's a bloke stark bollock naked shaving at the sink. Bit bold I think to myself but each to their own..

Finish going to the toilet, turn around to wash my hands and the bloke is shaving said bollocks and pubic region!!!! WTF!!
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Nice...
Is that not arrestable?
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Disgusting, I'd never shave in pubelic.
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So we have finally tracked down NTG!!!!
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Guessing you didnt offer to help with the crack after he did his sack....
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Guessing you didnt offer to help with the crack after he did his sack....
That's a horrible thought! Who knows what would've "popped up"!!!

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So at the gym today and go to the toilet. As I pee, there's a bloke stark bollock naked shaving at the sink. Bit bold I think to myself but each to their own..

Finish going to the toilet, turn around to wash my hands and the bloke is shaving said bollocks and pubic region!!!! WTF!!
Naked at the gym isn't an issue above 9 inches...

And there is always one hench naked arse black man making us all feel bad!
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Nice...
Is that not arrestable?
I did consider whether it was outraging public decency
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That's bad. I'd have reported it to staff.
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Euuughhhh. FFS.
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Shocking, surely that's what the beauty / massage bit of the gym is for?

Why do it yourself when some spa girly does it as part of treatment, BSC
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Had one oddball at our gym a while back stood on a box drying his pubes with the hand dryer - absolute fuckin weirdo !!
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So at the gym today and go to the toilet. As I pee, there's a bloke stark bollock naked shaving at the sink. Bit bold I think to myself but each to their own..

Finish going to the toilet, turn around to wash my hands and the bloke is shaving said bollocks and pubic region!!!! WTF!!
Saves getting hair all over your own bathroom
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