Bald lower legs

Broncho · 03-29-2017, 11:25 AM

WTF is going on, just tried my shorts on for my jaunt to Spain next week and noticed that the outside of my lower legs and shins are completely bald but the inside are as hairy as normal

Anybody else suffer this strange affliction?

....,,,,..,,.. · 03-29-2017, 11:39 AM

Is that from the straps on your high heels?

Broncho · 03-29-2017, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

Is that from the straps on your high heels?

I knew it wouldn't just be me.

....,,,,..,,.. · 03-29-2017, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

I knew it wouldn't just be me.

I wax as it is, so never noticed tbh.

JLR1969 · 03-29-2017, 01:22 PM

It's a medical condition that's not serious I believe it's known as matador legs

Broncho · 03-29-2017, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

It's a medical condition that's not serious I believe it's known as matador legs

Have you got a link to it anywhere?

JLR1969 · 03-29-2017, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

Have you got a link to it anywhere?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ma...beOkhrRIAW48M:

teaston · 03-29-2017, 05:37 PM

Watsey · 03-29-2017, 07:29 PM

Sounds like carpet burns to me.

dungaboy · 03-31-2017, 01:09 AM

sounds like a bad case of welly rub.....baaa

MarkG_M5Comp · 03-31-2017, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Watsey

Sounds like carpet burns to me.

Sounds a bit fucked up to me.

Rest assured - I will NEVER come here for medical advice

CazuaLLUK · 03-31-2017, 09:02 AM

Ever since having both my legs tattooed I am bald down there too!

....,,,,..,,.. · 03-31-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CazuaLLUK

Ever since having both my legs tattooed I am bald down there too!

yeah, look good with L & R on them, although sure there was a better way

JustChris · 03-31-2017, 02:18 PM

Need pics really..?

Kal101 · 03-31-2017, 04:09 PM

It's a condition known as ascending alopecia gradualis.

Starts on the lower limbs and then ascends gradually.

If not treated will result in total hair loss below the belt leaving your genitals looking like the last quail in the butchers window.

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Broncho Banned 2311 Rep 5,101 Posts Drives: Chav white Mercedes Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Rainhill iTrader: (0)	Bald lower legs WTF is going on, just tried my shorts on for my jaunt to Spain next week and noticed that the outside of my lower legs and shins are completely bald but the inside are as hairy as normal Anybody else suffer this strange affliction?
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