[Broncho]

....do my head in.

I've got a fancy dress party coming up and thought it'd be funny to go as Hitler, I won a fancy dress competition when I was a kid dressed up as Hitler and thought it'd be a giggle as everybody thought it was funny then but not now apparently.

The Mrs is on one of those whattsapp groups with all of the mums from my little boys school who are all going and they're looking to burn me at the stake, I'm assuming the local milf and their husbands will all be going as Disney characters FFS.

Since when did everybody get so offended by anything?

[Darth Helmut]

Fuck em. Get a load of mates dressed as Storm Troopers to go in to the party ahead of you. Get them to take names and segregate the nay-sayers.

I once went to a German party dressed as a U Boat captain. They found it funny. Not so much when I did a Basil Fawlty impression then swamped all over the Burgermeister and tried to slip a finger inside his Fraus Leder-hosen...

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Symbol-formerly Mr Helmut

Fuck em. Get a load of mates dressed as Storm Troopers to go in to the party ahead of you. Get them to take names and segregate the nay-sayers.

I once went to a German party dressed as a U Boat captain. They found it funny. Not so much when I did a Basil Fawlty impression then swamped all over the Burgermeister and tried to slip a finger inside his Fraus Leder-hosen...

I agree, what's the wurst that can happen?

[Blacktemplar]

Really mix it up - paint yourself orange, stick a big bag of candy floss on your head and go as The Donald. That way you can grab pussy with impunity

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Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

Really mix it up - paint yourself orange, stick a big bag of candy floss on your head and go as The Donald. That way you can grab pussy with impunity

Yeah but the OP really needs something different, going as Trump is a bit naff, the OP usually dresses as a Cnut.

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Brigand

Yeah but the OP really needs something different, going as Trump is a bit naff, the OP usually dresses as a Cnut.

Cnut Svensson? Chair on the beach & all that?

[Blacktemplar]

Maybe he could dress up like Farage, and go as a huge gaping fanny

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Brigand

Yeah but the OP really needs something different, going as Trump is a bit naff, the OP usually dresses as a Cnut.

Yep, I wear a pinstripe to work.

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Lobb

I have a better idea. Go dressed as a cunt. Then claim you are a feminist.

Thing is, I've already got the boots and mac, and my sister in law is going to lend me her beetle convertible.

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Lobb

I have a better idea. Go dressed as a cunt. Then claim you are a feminist.

Or go as a feminist and claim you're a cunt?

[Jaghave]

Dress as Donald Trump since apparently he the most offensove thing in the world at the momemt

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Jaghave

Dress as Donald Trump since apparently he the most offensove thing in the world at the momemt

?

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Originally Posted by Jaghave

Dress as Donald Trump since apparently he the most offensove thing in the world at the momemt

I assume you don't have a mirror..

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

Originally Posted by Broncho

....do my head in.

I've got a fancy dress party coming up and thought it'd be funny to go as Hitler, I won a fancy dress competition when I was a kid dressed up as Hitler and thought it'd be a giggle as everybody thought it was funny then but not now apparently.

The Mrs is on one of those whattsapp groups with all of the mums from my little boys school who are all going and they're looking to burn me at the stake, I'm assuming the local milf and their husbands will all be going as Disney characters FFS.

Since when did everybody get so offended by anything?

It could be funny, but I'm guessing just not with you.

Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi is fine by me, he's a nice bloke, it's obviously a joke. You go out of your way to be an offensive twat as it is, dressing up as a bigger twat is not going to help.

[M40CCA]

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Alex440

It could be funny, but I'm guessing just not with you.

Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi is fine by me, he's a nice bloke, it's obviously a joke. You go out of your way to be an offensive twat as it is, dressing up as a bigger twat is not going to help.

Know him well do you?

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Know him well do you?

About as well as you. First impressions, he's ok. You're a wind up artist who gets a thrill from acting like a twat. I suspect the desire to burn you at the stake came way before the threat of a Hitler outfit.

[Herr Dreier]

Go dressed as a bull?

[ajfoggy]

How about going as an M Performance key case ! That will surely offend!

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Alex440

About as well as you. First impressions, he's ok. You're a wind up artist who gets a thrill from acting like a twat. I suspect the desire to burn high at the stake came way before the threat of a Hitler outfit.

A quick look tells me you are the one that flounced from the bullfighting thread and then came back.

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Herr Dreier

Go dressed as a bull?

Or a matador!

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by ajfoggy

How about going as an M Performance key case ! That will surely offend!

Steady on, I'm not trying to piss people off.