[SteveChester]

What do you reckon? Worth a punt and with the exception of the P1GTR bit all potentially true

[DB118D]

Would scrimping on the coke be a better idea that cheap whores?

[SteveChester]

Aren't all whores cheap by definition?

[Broncho]

Coke with what though and is it diet or full fat?

[SteveChester]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Coke with what though and is it diet or full fat?

Powder stuff pal...

[320dAsh]

I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars

[CazuaLLUK]

[F30Andy]

The problem you have here is that you will not be able to enjoy the whores because the coke will stop your dick from standing up, (no matter how much viagra you take.)

As fun as cocaine and prostitutes are I have learnt after years of over indulging that it is a massive waste of money.

[SteveChester]

Originally Posted by F30Andy

The problem you have here is that you will not be able to enjoy the whores because the coke will stop your dick from standing up, (no matter how much viagra you take.)

As fun as cocaine and prostitutes are I have learnt after years of over indulging that it is a massive waste of money.

Only a waste of money after the event not during

[JLR1969]

Originally Posted by F30Andy

As fun as cocaine and prostitutes are I have learnt after years of over indulging that it is a massive waste of money.

It took you years to work that out

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Originally Posted by SteveChester

Aren't all whores cheap by definition?

Most definitely not, so are decidely pricey.

Of course if you live on viva street, you will see some bargain basement deals.

On a positive note, you can claim tax back on renting them out.

[F30Andy]

Originally Posted by SteveChester

Only a waste of money after the event not during

Hence the reason for diazepam. Not only does it ease the comedown and allow you to sleep, it also helps you forget about how much money you have just spunked.

Originally Posted by JLR1969

It took you years to work that out

No, it's just as I got older my priorities changed and disposable income shrank. What was once a fun pastime is now unnecessary over indulging.
Also I very rarely take drugs now. It was only really during cocaine binges I would hire hookers for a long duration of time.

Originally Posted by Brigand

Most definitely not, so are decidely pricey.

Of course if you live on viva street, you will see some bargain basement deals.

Yup, to quote south park "poontang is expensive."

If you look at it like this, a half decent one that will do what you want them to will cost you £120 an hour. That's £2 a minute.

Vivastreet is like the Loot/Gumtree of hookers. Loads of high mileage examples with multiple owners in a very short period of time. Some are clock backs, others are clearly Cat D's and C's. Heck some are also quite clearly ringers where the identity has been poorly changed.

Adult Work is like Auto Trader. Mainly genuine with a few of the aforementioned that have slipped through the net. Usually what you see is what you get, however there are some rogue ones on there that you don't know are a waste of time until you get there.
If you are searching for something in the premium category you would look here first.

[SteveChester]

I meant this as a piss take post but it's like watching a Jeremy Kyle episode

[Broncho]

I have a favourite one that touts in the town where we go in Spain.

[Archer-s]

Don't forget to budget for warranty, your little solider may need some TLC after cheap hookers, I always spend a bit more and go for one with M Vadges

[F30Andy]

Originally Posted by mssond

Don't forget to budget for warranty, your little solider may need some TLC after cheap hookers, I always spend a bit more and go for one with M Vadges

Because they can take 4 pipes at once?!

M Vadges. That's a good one! PMSL!

[SteveChester]

And always make sure you have protection - a decent key case protects your precious key from any damage or tear....

[SteveChester]

Originally Posted by Lobb

I wouldn't recommend drugs. You'll end up like me

Ok good!!

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by Lobb

I wouldn't recommend drugs. You'll end up like me

Can't get a lobb on?

[Archer-s]

Originally Posted by F30Andy

Because they can take 4 pipes at once?!

M Vadges. That's a good one! PMSL!

4 pipes!!! You dirty bugger

I wonder what is the hooker equivalent of 4 cylinder vs 6 cylinder is?

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Originally Posted by F30Andy

Hence the reason for diazepam. Not only does it ease the comedown and allow you to sleep, it also helps you forget about how much money you have just spunked.





No, it's just as I got older my priorities changed and disposable income shrank. What was once a fun pastime is now unnecessary over indulging.
Also I very rarely take drugs now. It was only really during cocaine binges I would hire hookers for a long duration of time.





Yup, to quote south park "poontang is expensive."

If you look at it like this, a half decent one that will do what you want them to will cost you £120 an hour. That's £2 a minute.

Vivastreet is like the Loot/Gumtree of hookers. Loads of high mileage examples with multiple owners in a very short period of time. Some are clock backs, others are clearly Cat D's and C's. Heck some are also quite clearly ringers where the identity has been poorly changed.

Adult Work is like Auto Trader. Mainly genuine with a few of the aforementioned that have slipped through the net. Usually what you see is what you get, however there are some rogue ones on there that you don't know are a waste of time until you get there.
If you are searching for something in the premium category you would look here first.

For Premium you want something like Dolls & Roses, quite handy for short notice rentals.

My Lithuanian has done some work with them off and on.

[M40CCA]

4 cylinder