[jeffc83]

Some of us REALLY need to chill out and laugh so here's an attempt to try and get everyone to smile

BMW Acronyms:

Brings Me Women!
Bavarian Murder Weapons
Bavarian Motorised Wankermobile
Born Moderately Wealthy
Big Mexican Weiner
Big Money Waste
Break My Windows
Black Mans Willy
Beats My Wood
Borrows My Wallet
Bothers My Willy
Buffoon Made Waste
Bust My Waller
Blonde Man Wheels
Broke My Wallet
Brings Me Women
Big Mexican Woman
Bought My Wife
Breaks Most Wrenches
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Best Motorcycle Worldwide
Bad Mutha' Wheels
Boozedup Moron Wagon
Black Man's Wheels
Be My Wife
Black Man's Wish
Big Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring Money With you

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneou.../bmwjokes.html

Some of them really cracked me up!

[Billfitz]

The leader of ISIS was asked why they seem to drive nothing but Toyota pickups:
"We'd rather have BMWs, but we don't want people to think we're assholes!"

[jeffc83]

LOL, that alone beats the entire list!

[xxxjecxxx2]

According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are BMW owners.

You wanna man that drives a BMW, but your dad drives a Toyota. Why you can't be humble like your mom?


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneou.../bmwjokes.html

[jeffc83]

Keep 'em coming!

[madmonkey]

Originally Posted by Billfitz

The leader of ISIS was asked why they seem to drive nothing but Toyota pickups:
"We'd rather have BMWs, but we don't want people to think we're assholes!"

Literally fell outta my chair! Thanks for the laugh!

[jcordier]

Another couple I didn't see
Bmw= bitches most wanted, bring me weed. And blew my wallet lol

[revone]

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With the BMW the pricks are on the inside