Active autowerke dyno the M2

ric124 · 04-19-2016, 03:28 PM

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1252662

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 03:35 PM

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

zenmaster · 04-19-2016, 03:43 PM

Same ballpark as this Dynojet metric of 343hp:
http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&postcount=226

FAN_F1 · 04-19-2016, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ric124

Saw that active dyno the M2 here in FL and was able to get 334whp see their IG link below

https://instagram.com/p/BEZL9NYuFeG/

That is 400hp at the Crank...I like it.

I like it A LOT!

zenmaster · 04-19-2016, 03:59 PM

More like 390 on a 6MT.

Adem1534 · 04-19-2016, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

Hahahahah, dude, one of my favorite posts so far on this forum, 100% serious.

Your comment deserves front page

BurpZilla · 04-19-2016, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adem1534

Hahahahah, dude, one of my favorite posts so far on this forum, 100% serious.

Your comment deserves front page

AGREED! hahah great post

AWF87M2 · 04-19-2016, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenmaster

More like 390 on a 6MT.

I hope so

Nordkeyz73 · 04-19-2016, 04:22 PM

Was just about to post this

Yeah I get around 390 crank hp for a 6MT as well. Good stuff

gmzanatta · 04-19-2016, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

Post of the year!!! Hilariously too real.

Jevi Javi · 04-19-2016, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

3tekcorps · 04-19-2016, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

You forgot all those posts about how this confirms the snail is different or the same as the M235.

TunedM2C · 04-19-2016, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hey, Thanks for the info. I will just summarize the entire thread for you right now...

35% of the forum: Wow, that is great. Exactly what I expected. When you apply some algorithm, it is obvious that BMW underreported their HP. Silly BMW.

35% of the forum: Wow, that is awful. No way you get more than 0.1% loss with this drivetrain. BMW frickin lying. It's cause its an N55. Shoulda put an S in there. Stupid BMW. Need a bespoke S engine and a NA V8. Lame.

15% of forum: Can you please get me details of every other car that dyno has ever measured and report all environmental variables - temp/humidity/smog levels/pollen counts. Also, all vehicle stats - laden or unladen/was it broken in/was someone in it

10% of the forum: That dyno is notorious for giving bad results. Stupid dyno. Put it on a {insert fanboi dyno of choice}. Besides, one reading is meaningless

5% of forum: Dino? what is that?

You may now close the thread and save yourself a LOT of time. You are welcome.

This could be a template response for every car forum out there.

jtodd_fl · 04-19-2016, 09:10 PM

Gatte · 04-19-2016, 10:09 PM

Why is everyone telling it's gonna be 10 HP less in the manual ??
I'm really worried.

zenmaster · 04-19-2016, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatte

Why is everyone telling it's gonna be 10 HP less in the manual ??
I'm really worried.

No one said that.

atxsk8r · 04-19-2016, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatte

Why is everyone telling it's gonna be 10 HP less in the manual ??
I'm really worried.

I thought DCT would always dyno less compared to manual? Also that's what the instagram post stated

Gatte · 04-19-2016, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenmaster

No one said that.

They said the manual would be 390 as opposed to 400 on the auto that was dyno'ed.

zenmaster · 04-19-2016, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatte

They said the manual would be 390 as opposed to 400 on the auto that was dyno'ed.

Where?

zenmaster · 04-19-2016, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atxsk8r

I thought DCT would always dyno less compared to manual? Also that's what the instagram post stated

I'm not on instagram. Could you post what was actually said?

SGL · 04-19-2016, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenmaster

Quote:

Originally Posted by atxsk8r

I thought DCT would always dyno less compared to manual? Also that's what the instagram post stated

I'm not on instagram. Could you post what was actually said?

Full exchange

atxsk8r · 04-19-2016, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenmaster

I'm not on instagram. Could you post what was actually said?

From the instagram post:

activeautowerke334 whp stock
#activeautowerke #f87_m2 #bmw #m2 #activeautowerke #miami #n55 #activepower #dyno

jsillynutz: Manual or DCT

activeautowerke: 6 speed only @jsillynutz

jsillynutz: Very nice I wonder the difference in the DCT

activeautowerke: My guess is its lower just like all the others we have ever tested. @jsillynutz

Now that i have read this again, wording could go either way on what it means lol i give up

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