**AARRRGGGGHHH Annoying Noob Threads/Posts**

sirdaft1 · 09-25-2015, 12:02 AM

Anyone else getting pissed at the frequency and level of crap noob threads/posts popping up on these forums?? These cars are getting stupid cheap and the number of 'less sophisticated/less educated/uneducated' owners is becoming all too obvious on these forums- most glaringly is the dumpster fire grammar, incoherent sentence structure found in many of these posts that would flunk a 2nd grader, and apparent lack of critical thinking.

Just a few of my favorite styles of noob threads/posts that makes me want to flip my sh*t...

- Wutz better a 328 vs 335 vs M3??
- Platidipped my (insert car part that should never be dipped, like a brake rotor) **LOTS OF PICZ**
- Gonna race my buddiez neon in my '06 325i whoz gonna win???
- Cut my springs now I'm STANCEDDD
- Wut modz make my 335 faster?????

JingChai · 09-25-2015, 12:17 AM

I personally think it's this culture that cars can be modified with just DIY tips from forums and too many videos on youtube of dumb dumbs racing each other on public roads.

When posting, I always ask myself "what would I want the response to be"?

jgoens · 09-25-2015, 12:19 AM

Hay guys
I have a 328..how can Iake it faster than all those punks with 335 I changed the oil ny the way what kind of oil do you think is best? I put a jb on bit ot didn't work. And 2hat kind of turbo do you think is best..I just want to race 335 and beat m3 but the oil..what kind of oil? And mt car has 390k miles on it..should I just get a cobb...I bought some wheel spacers and they are 40 mm and the stance is breaking my fenders any ideas?,thanks

thkfast · 09-25-2015, 01:11 AM

I heva a 335 with a misfre, what do you thinik is wrong. I have 17 inch rims thanks

cdgatti · 09-25-2015, 01:20 AM

my favorite... i wanna put twin turbo 12 cyl in my 325 cuz i like f1 rasin. how can i do it? i have a mechanic willin to take on challenge.

dbworld4k · 09-25-2015, 01:32 AM

I rarely visit this subsection because of such BS posts. Too many dumbass kids can afford these cars now and it shows... *sigh*

VTECaddict · 09-25-2015, 03:54 AM

What angel eyes should I buy?
How do I make my angel eyes DRL?
Will these wheels fit my car??
What tire size do I need?
What size spacers do I need to make it look hellaflush without rubbing or fender rolling?
What kind of oil should I use?

Oh yeah, I already searched and didn't find anything.

Socket · 09-25-2015, 03:56 AM

This ought to be good

PureE92 · 09-25-2015, 04:00 AM

Hey guys my car overheated and is spilling coolant, could it be my tires having low psi causing this?

sirdaft1 · 09-25-2015, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgoens

Hay guys
I have a 328..how can Iake it faster than all those punks with 335 I changed the oil ny the way what kind of oil do you think is best? I put a jb on bit ot didn't work. And 2hat kind of turbo do you think is best..I just want to race 335 and beat m3 but the oil..what kind of oil? And mt car has 390k miles on it..should I just get a cobb...I bought some wheel spacers and they are 40 mm and the stance is breaking my fenders any ideas?,thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by thkfast

I heva a 335 with a misfre, what do you thinik is wrong. I have 17 inch rims thanks

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdgatti

my favorite... i wanna put twin turbo 12 cyl in my 325 cuz i like f1 rasin. how can i do it? i have a mechanic willin to take on challenge.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureE92

Hey guys my car overheated and is spilling coolant, could it be my tires having low psi causing this?

JasW · 09-25-2015, 07:06 AM

Thinkin bout dis stage 1 mod, who got it done?

WordOnRoad · 09-25-2015, 07:13 AM

Cool thread.

BeastMode335i · 09-25-2015, 07:17 AM

sirdaft1 · 09-25-2015, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JasW

Thinkin bout dis stage 1 mod, who got it done?

Dat hood doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cann I ge t 1 from ebay... cuz dat look5 sickkkkkkkkk...

bloppitybloop · 09-25-2015, 08:16 AM

I was reminded of the thread below after I read your first post.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1170246

Ok · 09-25-2015, 08:16 AM

Do you guys think that if I put 17 inch tires on 18 inch wheels that it would be to much of a stretch?

sirdaft1 · 09-25-2015, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E90 330xi

Do you guys think that if I put 17 inch tires on 18 inch wheels that it would be to much of a stretch?

You sir win.

Delta0311 · 09-25-2015, 08:46 AM

Just picked up an 07 328 sedan. Yo I think the halos fell out cause I don't see them anywhere on my headlights.. What do I have to do to turn them on?

wilbur_the_goose · 09-25-2015, 09:02 AM

sirdaft1: Post of the year

Socket · 09-25-2015, 09:07 AM

Socket · 09-25-2015, 09:09 AM

Delta0311 · 09-25-2015, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socket

Damn lol what's up with that Infinity, did the rear wheel just fall off?

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JingChai Lieutenant 154 Rep 424 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 328i Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Austin, TX iTrader: (0)	I personally think it's this culture that cars can be modified with just DIY tips from forums and too many videos on youtube of dumb dumbs racing each other on public roads. When posting, I always ask myself "what would I want the response to be"?
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09-25-2015, 12:19 AM	#3
jgoens Major General 3788 Rep 5,776 Posts Drives: 2013 335i msport Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: San Mateo, CA iTrader: (0)	Hay guys I have a 328..how can Iake it faster than all those punks with 335 I changed the oil ny the way what kind of oil do you think is best? I put a jb on bit ot didn't work. And 2hat kind of turbo do you think is best..I just want to race 335 and beat m3 but the oil..what kind of oil? And mt car has 390k miles on it..should I just get a cobb...I bought some wheel spacers and they are 40 mm and the stance is breaking my fenders any ideas?,thanks
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cdgatti Colonel 255 Rep 2,547 Posts Drives: e90 328i Join Date: May 2011 Location: KY iTrader: (4)	my favorite... i wanna put twin turbo 12 cyl in my 325 cuz i like f1 rasin. how can i do it? i have a mechanic willin to take on challenge. __________________ OEM Black grill and Blackline tails - LCI halogens with Lux V2 coded as DRL - 3M Crystalline - BMS PBX - OEM Euro Airbox with K&N - Hardwired CTEK - Bilstein B6 w/OEM springs and SP perches - Conti DWS06 - HiFi-Helix DSP - JLAudio HD/XD-Morel - CD changer trim - AE optical out
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09-25-2015, 04:00 AM	#9
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