JOHN RAMBO

jhv · 02-16-2008, 03:05 AM

rambo was so intense lol, probably my favorite of the rambo series so far. the action scenes were INSANE

it was kinda like that but with a lot more body parts flying around, and with real people o_o

TurboFan · 02-16-2008, 08:39 AM

Chuck Norris could kick Rambo's ass without moving a muscle.

Kiemyster · 02-16-2008, 10:34 AM

Chuck Norris could ejaculate all over Rambo's mouth and eyes without even whipping out his cock.

(yes. let the Chuck Norris jokes begin. agian. lol)

Ru$$ell · 02-16-2008, 10:36 AM

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Kiemyster · 02-16-2008, 10:40 AM

Chuck Norris could kill Macgyver, steal his plane, fly it to a russian outpost, blow them to bits, and bust a nut.

all, without breaking a sweat.

Year's_End · 02-16-2008, 01:20 PM

Yeah that Rambo movie was crazy! I mean, holy freakin god when he gets in the turret mounted on the back of the car and loads about 100 rounds into the driver I just about laughed at how unnecessaryily violent it was.

I wouldn't watch it again for a long time, but it was worth watching nonetheless.

BMWE90 · 02-16-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

rambo was so intense lol, probably my favorite of the rambo series so far. the action scenes were INSANE

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it was kinda like that but with a lot more body parts flying around, and with real people o_o

LOL didnt know there was spanking going on in the movie.

ages944 · 02-17-2008, 12:21 PM

Chuck Norris and John Rambo are both old men. So yeah, it'd be funny to watch 'em fight.

Taittinger · 02-17-2008, 12:47 PM

The final evisceration was worth the price of admission. Quality disembowelings in movies are few and far between.

jhv · 02-17-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

The final evisceration was worth the price of admission. Quality disembowelings in movies are few and far between.

well said. it was so funny, you could hear all the guys laughing their asses off everytime someone got owned

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