Lost control of my sphincter earlier today

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 01:53 PM

Had a bit of a fright this morning on the M11 going up to Stansted. Dark blue 530d with one bloke in it, got closer and closer to me then pulled out and accelerated past - I was doing a little(?!) over the speed limit at the time. So I thought I'd give him a bit of a chase, got up to just over 105 following him then I pulled past and hammered the gas pedal... Ooops..

No, I didn't lose control or crash, or anything like that. The car was great in fact, too bloody great...

It was the flashing blue light in the front grille of the 5er I had just spanked that was the problem!!

Pulled over on the hard shoulder, bloke got out, came up to the window and very casually asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I answered - "A little bit faster than you?"

Credit to him though, he did have a good laugh, and after warning me on the dangers of driving so fast, then started talking about my car and how it drove etc... His 530d is chipped too, as are most of the unmarked pursuit cars apparently. Even so he was pretty impressed with how bloody quickly I went past him, or as he put it - "you went from 100 to 130 so fast and if you had carried on I'd have called the chopper out. But don't do that again because next time I won't let you off."

I regained control of my sphincter some hours later...

Snooky · 12-23-2007, 01:58 PM

Nip out for a lottery ticket Tony whilst this luck is with you mate - delighted you met a human one!!

peterg1965 · 12-23-2007, 02:31 PM

What! A plod showing a bit of discretion!!!!!

Hope you took his number to report him for using his common sense!

mjh93sa · 12-23-2007, 03:04 PM

Major pucker factor!

Santa just delivered your Christmas present Tony!

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

Major pucker factor!

Santa just delivered your Christmas present Tony!

I know

bit lucky today!

DaveC · 12-23-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

What! A plod showing a bit of discretion!!!!!

Hope you took his number to report him for using his common sense!

That'd probably be the last thing he'd want!

You sure your sphinter isn't having problems due to *ahem* convincing the officer to let you off SJ?

dxb335d · 12-23-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Had a bit of a fright this morning on the M11 going up to Stansted. Dark blue 530d with one bloke in it, got closer and closer to me then pulled out and accelerated past - I was doing a little(?!) over the speed limit at the time. So I thought I'd give him a bit of a chase, got up to just over 105 following him then I pulled past and hammered the gas pedal... Ooops..

No, I didn't lose control or crash, or anything like that. The car was great in fact, too bloody great...

It was the flashing blue light in the front grille of the 5er I had just spanked that was the problem!!

Pulled over on the hard shoulder, bloke got out, came up to the window and very casually asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I answered - "A little bit faster than you?"

Credit to him though, he did have a good laugh, and after warning me on the dangers of driving so fast, then started talking about my car and how it drove etc... His 530d is chipped too, as are most of the unmarked pursuit cars apparently. Even so he was pretty impressed with how bloody quickly I went past him, or as he put it - "you went from 100 to 130 so fast and if you had carried on I'd have called the chopper out. But don't do that again because next time I won't let you off."

I regained control of my sphincter some hours later...

Tony i live 15 mins from stanstead, you should have called me. Could have met up

Thanks for letting us know about the 530d.

Was it an M-sport one or SE and what reg (53,04,54,05,55,06,56,07,57?)

He let you off because he could not nick you on his own i presume?!

Did he still give chase to 130?

Naughty really how they gode you aint it

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveC

That'd probably be the last thing he'd want!

You sure your sphinter isn't having problems due to *ahem* convincing the officer to let you off SJ?

So glad you said SJ and not Tony there..

!!

beemerbird · 12-23-2007, 03:32 PM

Tony, why so surprised you got let off - happens to me all the time

Pleased you did though, nappies not required then, phew.

Nice xmas pressie.

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Tony i live 15 mins from stanstead, you should have called me. Could have met up

Thanks for letting us know about the 530d.

Was it an M-sport one or SE and what reg (53,04,54,05,55,06,56,07,57?)

He let you off because he could not nick you on his own i presume?!

Did he still give chase to 130?

Naughty really how they gode you aint it

Was an SE on a 56 plate. He let me off I think because a) he couldn't be bothered, b) he did comment that I was driving in a very controlled manner at very high speeds, indicating where needed and displaying proper lane discipline, c) he was doing 100 plus when he went past me the first time, d) he actually likes cars and BMs in particular

He did give chase, or rather he caught up with me at just over 130 and then stuck the blue lights on

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Tony, why so surprised you got let off - happens to me all the time

Pleased you did though, nappies not required then, phew.

Nice xmas pressie.

I don't look quite as good in a short skirt as you do Helen !!!

dxb335d · 12-23-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Was an SE on a 56 plate. He let me off I think because a) he couldn't be bothered, b) he did comment that I was driving in a very controlled manner at very high speeds, indicating where needed and displaying proper lane discipline, c) he was doing 100 plus when he went past me the first time, d) he actually likes cars and BMs in particular

He did give chase, or rather he caught up with me at just over 130 and then stuck the blue lights on

Fuck me, so you even just sat there and 130, let him catch up to you so you both were cruising quick then the lights come on.. no wonder you bum was going..

What were you doin up my way? picking someone up from the airport.. Im at bethnal green tonight

Hotcoupe · 12-23-2007, 03:37 PM

Close call Tony, and as you said he was respectful of the way you were driving, it does sometimes count, as does wearing a short skirt!

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Fuck me, so you even just sat there and 130, let him catch up to you so you both were cruising quick then the lights come on.. no wonder you bum was going..

What were you doin up my way? picking someone up from the airport.. Im at bethnal green tonight

Was taking Nat to the airport.. were running a little late..! Still, London Oxford Street to Stansted Airport car park in 49 minutes, including my little poo break, isn't too bad!!!!

Funny thing is that Nat commented minutes before I got pulled over how stable and flat my car handles at speeds, and that it really doesn't feel like we're going much above 80 at all...

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Close call Tony, and as you said he was respectful of the way you were driving, it does sometimes count, as does wearing a short skirt!

It does count sometimes, although today was completely down to luck rather than anything else. Really stupid of me to drive that quickly in all honesty, especially in the UK

peterg1965 · 12-23-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Tony, why so surprised you got let off - happens to me all the time

Pleased you did though, nappies not required then, phew.

Nice xmas pressie.

That's probably cos you flash a smile and a stocking top! My Miswah has been stopped a couple of times (years ago) in my old R5 GT Turbo. She got away with speeding by being 'girly'! Unfair advantage I say

dxb335d · 12-23-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

That's probably cos you flash a smile and a stocking top! My Miswah has been stopped a couple of times (years ago) in my old R5 GT Turbo. She got away with speeding by being 'girly'! Unfair advantage I say

PETAY G, you good old boy, when did you have an R5GTT???

when they were new? what a pocket rocket. Seen some of those little feckers running low 12's over the standing quarter

peterg1965 · 12-23-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

PETAY G, you good old boy, when did you have an R5GTT???

when they were new? what a pocket rocket. Seen some of those little feckers running low 12's over the standing quarter

I had two Carlos, an 87 E reg in white (bought in 1988) and I traded her for a brand spanker red in 1989 - on a G plate. My first new car! They were both standard and in their heyday were awesome little pocket rockets. They would give a 205 1.9GTI a run for their money. The R5GTT had a great little turbo gauge which was forever going full scale!!

They are defo a little bit 'Barryboy' these days - shame - a great car!

Z4 Beemer · 12-23-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

He let you off because he could not nick you on his own i presume?!

I would reckson so.

peterg1965 · 12-23-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

I would reckson so.

I think it is just Scotland where you cannot be charged for speeding by a lone copper. The law is different in England and Wales.

DaveC · 12-23-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

So glad you said SJ and not Tony there..

!!

Bog off Tony, I am drunk again!

I can't be expected to remember who posted what for long enough to form a coherent reply!

E92Fan · 12-23-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveC

Bog off Tony, I am drunk again!

I can't be expected to remember who posted what for long enough to form a coherent reply!

I suppose the similarity in our sigs confuses the issue somewhat too

12-23-2007, 01:53 PM	#1
E92Fan Moderator 322 Rep 5,493 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: . iTrader: (0)	Lost control of my sphincter earlier today Had a bit of a fright this morning on the M11 going up to Stansted. Dark blue 530d with one bloke in it, got closer and closer to me then pulled out and accelerated past - I was doing a little(?!) over the speed limit at the time. So I thought I'd give him a bit of a chase, got up to just over 105 following him then I pulled past and hammered the gas pedal... Ooops.. No, I didn't lose control or crash, or anything like that. The car was great in fact, too bloody great... It was the flashing blue light in the front grille of the 5er I had just spanked that was the problem!! Pulled over on the hard shoulder, bloke got out, came up to the window and very casually asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I answered - "A little bit faster than you?" Credit to him though, he did have a good laugh, and after warning me on the dangers of driving so fast, then started talking about my car and how it drove etc... His 530d is chipped too, as are most of the unmarked pursuit cars apparently. Even so he was pretty impressed with how bloody quickly I went past him, or as he put it - "you went from 100 to 130 so fast and if you had carried on I'd have called the chopper out. But don't do that again because next time I won't let you off." I regained control of my sphincter some hours later... __________________ ... ... ... DMS Remap Review ----- Quaife LSD Review ----- Hartge Antiroll Bars Review ----- Bilstein PSS10 B16 Ride Control Review ----- Detail by ShineOn ----- Paintshield Review
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