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      08-24-2014, 12:28 PM   #1
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So this is stupid, I know.

My son informed me nicely, I bought the wrong car, and the color is wrong. He also said, it's too damn girly, and that he wants to see the car done right.

So. Anyone with an M3 around? The bloody kid said he's not going to come to mine, if we're not going to go see a real car. I'm not driving the Audi BC of him, so help me out, he has unfortunately my genes, so he's stubborn as hell, so if this goes into a war state, I'll lose.
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First, you need to slap him around a bit and smarten him up. Real old school style. Anyone who doesn't think your car is amazing needs a good old fashion ass whooping. Try not to leave many visible marks.

Beyond that, I can't help
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So this is stupid, I know.

My son informed me nicely, I bought the wrong car, and the color is wrong. He also said, it's too damn girly, and that he wants to see the car done right.

So. Anyone with an M3 around? The bloody kid said he's not going to come to mine, if we're not going to go see a real car. I'm not driving the Audi BC of him, so help me out, he has unfortunately my genes, so he's stubborn as hell, so if this goes into a war state, I'll lose.
I'm no good at parental advice, having avoided being one for a long time. I did see a twin to your hornet yesterday, however, and the color is amazing in the sun!
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First, you need to slap him around a bit and smarten him up. Real old school style. Anyone who doesn't think your car is amazing needs a good old fashion ass whooping. Try not to leave many visible marks.

Beyond that, I can't help
But the thing is, I agree with him
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I'm no good at parental advice, having avoided being one for a long time. I did see a twin to your hornet yesterday, however, and the color is amazing in the sun!
Hahahaa, it looks damn good, but last night I pulled next to a white M3, and had to go all fan girl while staring at my first love. The F8x's to me look like pretty girls covered into too much makeup: lights off and then the ride only matters.

Yes, no coffee yet.
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Hahahaa, it looks damn good, but last night I pulled next to a white M3, and had to go all fan girl while staring at my first love. The F8x's to me look like pretty girls covered into too much makeup: lights off and then the ride only matters.

Yes, no coffee yet.
Lups, if you were driving in Downtown Kirkland tonight the car and color look awesome.
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Lups, if you were driving in Downtown Kirkland tonight the car and color look awesome.
Yes I was indeed! Next time let's have coffee and you can kick the tires.

I even got the son in, I told him he could see my friends M3 E92 if he stops bitching ( no i did not use that word then) about mums milk getter color.

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I'm around, not going anywhere for a few more months.
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I'm around, not going anywhere for a few more months.
Sorry we didn't get to meet on your trip, but I understand you urgency to get home to family and "normal" life. Congrats for living out your fantasy trip! I'll let you know if I get up your way. Kippis, Greg
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Sorry we didn't get to meet on your trip, but I understand you urgency to get home to family and "normal" life. Congrats for living out your fantasy trip! I'll let you know if I get up your way. Kippis, Greg
Wait, are you telling me Oregon banned milk? I've gone to Canada to fetch some, why not south!
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