LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

GuyLedouche · 12-01-2018, 06:04 PM

Run Silent · 12-01-2018, 06:53 PM

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The Choosey begger · 12-01-2018, 07:58 PM

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chetrickerman · 12-01-2018, 08:28 PM

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The Choosey begger · 12-01-2018, 10:04 PM

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GuyLedouche · 12-01-2018, 10:12 PM

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Captain Blood · 12-01-2018, 10:14 PM

So, at my wife's office Christmas party.......A guy walks up behind me and asks the bartender "what's a French martini"? And I reply, "it's a martini that runs away from Germans".

I was very proud of myself......

P1 · 12-01-2018, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

So, at my wife's office Christmas party.......A guy walks up behind me and asks the bartender "what's a French martini"? And I reply, "it's a martini that runs away from Germans".

I was very proud of myself......

Maybe he meant a French 75!

GuyLedouche · 12-02-2018, 10:19 AM

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MKSixer · 12-02-2018, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GuyLedouche

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Next level.

Run Silent · 12-02-2018, 08:12 PM

Awesome

King Rudi · 12-03-2018, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by chetrickerman

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When asked to give my name in a restaurant, sometimes I will give them Bueller. When they call my name I make them say it twice before I say anything. Very rarely does anyone ever get the joke, especially the 20-something year old that either takes my name or the person calling it out. On occasion someone close to my age will get it and laugh.

I also give Mike Jones and respond with who? when they call my name. Rarely do people get this one either.

CTinline-six · 12-03-2018, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

When asked to give my name in a restaurant, sometimes I will give them Bueller. When they call my name I make them say it twice before I say anything. Very rarely does anyone ever get the joke, especially the 20-something year old that either takes my name or the person calling it out. On occasion someone close to my age will get it and laugh.

I also give Mike Jones and respond with who? when they call my name. Rarely do people get this one either.

I've done the Mike Jones.

chetrickerman · 12-03-2018, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

When asked to give my name in a restaurant, sometimes I will give them Bueller. When they call my name I make them say it twice before I say anything. Very rarely does anyone ever get the joke, especially the 20-something year old that either takes my name or the person calling it out. On occasion someone close to my age will get it and laugh.

I also give Mike Jones and respond with who? when they call my name. Rarely do people get this one either.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

King Rudi · 12-03-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I've done the Mike Jones.

I also use:

Secret Peter
Sancho (From Orgasmo)
Pillow Pants
Captain Margaret
Captain Artemus "Snake" Buckwald
Master Betty
Sanchez
Uncle Pedro

or whatever else happens to pop in my mind at the time.

GOLFFRR · 12-03-2018, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by usshelena725

Awesome

without getting into too much detail (long story) but I remember 10 or so years ago I was hanging out in a green room with Chris Rock (comedian) and Rick Ruben (Music Mogul) and one of the reps for Chris came in and said "Hey Chris, Peter Billingsley is out by the stage and wanted to come back and meet you" Chris said "who?" the guy said "the guy from the christmas BB gun movie" haha Chris said no thanks. I remember thinking to myself NO WAY I love that movie.

any who thats my Peter Billinglsey story

P1 · 12-03-2018, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

When asked to give my name in a restaurant, sometimes I will give them Bueller. When they call my name I make them say it twice before I say anything. Very rarely does anyone ever get the joke, especially the 20-something year old that either takes my name or the person calling it out. On occasion someone close to my age will get it and laugh.

I also give Mike Jones and respond with who? when they call my name. Rarely do people get this one either.

But did you give them the 281-330-8004 phone number?

Run Silent · 12-03-2018, 11:00 AM

I love Australia. Can't make this stuff up.

https://shoeuntied.wordpress.com/201...poDkyIbHFVCl1k

King Rudi · 12-03-2018, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by P1et

But did you give them the 281-330-8004 phone number?

"That's mah cell phone number hit me up on the low!"

I've never been asked for the number, otherwise I would.

________ · 12-03-2018, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by P1et

But did you give them the 281-330-8004 phone number?

"That's mah cell phone number hit me up on the low!"

I've never been asked for the number, otherwise I would.

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CTinline-six · 12-03-2018, 11:52 AM

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chetrickerman · 12-03-2018, 12:06 PM

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