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      12-21-2015, 01:02 PM   #9593
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Technically, unless he's on a work/student visa and not a Canadian citizen, C5 is still partially correct...

So... Are you "living" in Canada but illegal?? Go on, tell us, Isis... jk...

In a nutshell, all this time bimmette has told us she's Canadian would be a lie otherwise, no?
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You know, a friend just said how hilarious it would be if one day they do a movie on Leo's life, and that actor ends up winning an Oscar, lol... It'd be the ultimate FU...

But realistically, he gets more recognition for NOT winning an Oscar than those who won it recently... Can you honestly recall the last 3 best male / best male supporting winners?? It's like Miss Colombia she's going to get more recognition / sympathy than Miss Philippines ever will...
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They say that about EVERY movie he does though... It's almost like, they can't give him an Oscar now...
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      12-21-2015, 01:20 PM   #9598
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They say that about EVERY movie he does though... It's almost like, they can't give him an Oscar now...
Yeah dude, but he's never been raped by a bear....
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Technically, unless he's on a work/student visa and not a Canadian citizen, C5 is still partially correct...

So... Are you "living" in Canada but illegal?? Go on, tell us, Isis... jk...

In a nutshell, all this time bimmette has told us she's Canadian would be a lie otherwise, no?
Normal because bimmette works for CSI .
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Technically, unless he's on a work/student visa and not a Canadian citizen, C5 is still partially correct...

So... Are you "living" in Canada but illegal?? Go on, tell us, Isis... jk...

In a nutshell, all this time bimmette has told us she's Canadian would be a lie otherwise, no?
Normal because bimmette works for CSI .
CSI stand for Curious Snoopy and Invasive?
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CSI stand for Curious Snoopy and Invasive?
No my friend , on a serious note... She said to me her study background was "criminology" and I was building suckers .

So we are talking about "CSI-Tara"
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CSI stand for Curious Snoopy and Invasive?
No my friend , on a serious note... She said to me her study background was "criminology" and I was building suckers .

So we are talking about "CSI-Tara"
You make suckers??!! Like lollipops??!!
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You make suckers??!! Like lollipops??!!
He builds ginormous robots and programs them to use their powers for good.
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You make suckers??!! Like lollipops??!!
He builds ginormous robots and programs them to use their powers for good.
-.- he said suckers so I got excited... Thought we had a bonafide candy maker... I would've whored you out for free candy / pastries...
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You make suckers??!! Like lollipops??!!
Would love to do that for all the girls on Bimerpost .
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-.- he said suckers so I got excited... Thought we had a bonafide candy maker... I would've whored you out for free candy / pastries...
WTF would you be doing with pasties??
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Would love to do that for all the girls on Bimerpost .
Stalk them and take super creepy pics?
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-.- he said suckers so I got excited... Thought we had a bonafide candy maker... I would've whored you out for free candy / pastries...
WTF would you be doing with pasties??
paStries... There is an S in there... Clearly your days of working the stripper pole have caused some PTSD if you see the word pasties in there...
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paStries... There is an S in there... Clearly your days of working the stripper pole have caused some PTSD if you see the word pasties in there...
paSties has an S. I think you meant to say R as in pastRies.

Clearly your days as an observant person are numbered
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Stalk them and take super creepy pics?
This needs a criminal investigation so we need bimmette know as CSI-Tara .
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paStries... There is an S in there... Clearly your days of working the stripper pole have caused some PTSD if you see the word pasties in there...
paSties has an S. I think you meant to say R as in pastRies.

Clearly your days as an observant person are numbered
Ughhh sorry I'm multitasking...
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Hey Phil...
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Ughhh sorry I'm multitasking...
Hey, no worries bud. BTDT. Wait... No I haven't
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