You know you're old when...

garyfried · 10-05-2021, 07:19 AM

You know your old when you don't know how to post pictures on the forum. A week ago I didn't know what a Usb-c was.

bobowar135 · 10-05-2021, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

You know you're old when...your cell phone doesn't have wireless charging!!!!!

You know you are old when you remember a time when we didn't have cell phones.

dscabra · 10-05-2021, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bobowar135

You know you are old when you remember a time when we didn't have cell phones.

Or computers ...

Esteban · 10-05-2021, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bobowar135

You know you are old when you remember a time when we didn't have cell phones.

Doesn't seem that long ago.

You know you're old when the years are passing by too quickly. lol

Tommy-G · 10-05-2021, 11:42 AM

I knew I was old when I told someone I was 40 and they replied "No, you're half way to 80!"

And that was 8 years ago....

Alfisti · 10-05-2021, 11:56 AM

I have always been an old soul. I remember I was about to turn 16 and stopped looking forward to birthdays. I could sense the fun was over and responsibility was heading at me a million miles an hour.

parnet17 · 10-05-2021, 12:05 PM

Swanson's TV dinners. Saulsbury steak was shit, the turkey wasn't bad. Hitchhiking to high school every day, A&W root beer stands with frozen mugs. Thanksgiving day football with the Bears and Lions, with frozen blood on their faces with steam coming off of their heads. The great George Carlin described it best when he said we are seeing "The pussayforcation of the American male"

MsGoGoMoto · 10-06-2021, 05:17 AM

Sitting in a hot tub with the husband..
He says that the pool makes the junk package shrink, and the hot tub makes it hang.
After his complaining about Dick and balls, I said that I wish I could go swimming and have my tits not hang as much.

We cackled like 85 yr olds in a retirement home when one tries to eat a hard pretzel without dentures.

cmyx6go · 10-06-2021, 06:39 AM

Get off my lawn!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-lawn-...233700724.html

A 90-year-old Florida man was arrested after punching a neighbor in the face — twice — because the old-timer was upset about someone being on his lawn, police say.

UncleWede · 10-06-2021, 09:23 AM

When you could pay for a car in goats.

amirite, upstatedoc ???

3.0L · 10-06-2021, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Sitting in a hot tub with the husband..
He says that the pool makes the junk package shrink, and the hot tub makes it hang.
After his complaining about Dick and balls, I said that I wish I could go swimming and have my tits not hang as much.

We cackled like 85 yr olds in a retirement home when one tries to eat a hard pretzel without dentures.

Boobs aren't buoyant?

King Rudi · 10-06-2021, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Get off my lawn!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-lawn-...233700724.html

A 90-year-old Florida man was arrested after punching a neighbor in the face — twice — because the old-timer was upset about someone being on his lawn, police say.

According to the cops, when they questioned nonagenarian Thomas Conrad about the dispute, he told them to “Get the f—k out of my house.”

This will be me at 90. I also love his wife telling the police that he was lying down and didn't want to talk to them. Was there ever a time in history when something like this would actually hinder police??? "Chief, we found our suspect, but his wife said he was taking a nap and didn't want to be bothered. Foiled again!"

What a great story! This has made my day.

PawelR · 10-06-2021, 01:49 PM

Do you remember when you were young.....you woke up and u felt good. Now when u wake up u feel a pain in backbone, legs etc...

vreihen16 · 10-12-2021, 06:16 PM

...when you're tuning in to the Blue Origin rocket launch webcast tomorrow morning, to watch William Shatner go where no 90-year-old man has gone before.....

upstatedoc · 10-12-2021, 06:43 PM

What time?

TiMSport · 10-12-2021, 07:16 PM

And is it going to be the big dick rocket?

tom2021 · 10-12-2021, 10:26 PM

Listened to this song on the radio today: Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond. You know who Caroline was in the song.

MsGoGoMoto · 10-13-2021, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tom2021

Listened to this song on the radio today: Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond. You know who Caroline was in the song.

Touching you
Touching meeee.
.. now I go back to Boston and stuff myself wit Fenway franks

MsGoGoMoto · 10-13-2021, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you're tuning in to the Blue Origin rocket launch webcast tomorrow morning, to watch William Shatner go where no 90-year-old man has gone before.....

Blue origin sounds like a guy who's

Nevermind.

vreihen16 · 10-13-2021, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

What time?

In a few minutes.....

.

TiMSport · 10-13-2021, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Blue origin sounds like a guy who's

Nevermind.

Lol. Bezos and Musk are having a non-stop pissing contest. I wonder who SpaceX will send up to space next.

upstatedoc · 10-13-2021, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

What time?

In a few minutes.....

.

Is he up already? Fox news says 10 AM Eastern

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MsGoGoMoto Enlisted Member 1218 Rep 88 Posts Drives: 2017 i3+REX, 1999 K1200RS Moto Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (0)	Sitting in a hot tub with the husband.. He says that the pool makes the junk package shrink, and the hot tub makes it hang. After his complaining about Dick and balls, I said that I wish I could go swimming and have my tits not hang as much. We cackled like 85 yr olds in a retirement home when one tries to eat a hard pretzel without dentures.
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