[Imperial]

wow, again, I guess I'm not nearly enough of a regular cuz I'm pretty much totally lost with all this puck/bella/mava business....ah well


hey, maybe we should get nametags for the big GTG. You know, like the "HELLO my name is _________" kinds! haha, j/k j/k j/k

[BellasBmw]

Im not tripping about my match up to puck, the moment he gets within 2 feet of me, hes already leg humping .. so thats my chance to distract him . Once that happens, knee to the crotch, elbow to the chest.. hes DOWN! I wouldnt even give him 5 mins.. i'd say hes more of a one minute man!

[puck724]

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Im not tripping about my match up to puck, the moment he gets within 2 feet of me, hes already leg humping .. so thats my chance to distract him . Once that happens, knee to the crotch, elbow to the chest.. hes DOWN! I wouldnt even give him 5 mins.. i'd say hes more of a one minute man!

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

the last time i checked.....he was more of a 15 second man........

one minute.....that's pushing it.......

Hey i didnt want to crush his pride. I gave him some credit. I aint as ruthless as some of ya'll on here. Have some faith in the puckster!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

wow, again, I guess I'm not nearly enough of a regular cuz I'm pretty much totally lost with all this puck/bella/mava business....ah well


hey, maybe we should get nametags for the big GTG. You know, like the "HELLO my name is _________" kinds! haha, j/k j/k j/k

Yeah gotta get those. On my todo list.

[puck724]

how did this all get started..lol...why y'alls be making fun of puckie so much!!..lol...

i know....its caused i rolled to my first meet in a honda...shiiiiit..

[puck724]

dude imperial, at EVERY meet you always bring up those damn nametags!

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by puck724

how did this all get started..lol...why y'alls be making fun of puckie so much!!..lol...

i know....its caused i rolled to my first meet in a honda...shiiiiit..

Noo it aint that... Its cause #1- you have many photos particpating/contributing to the "brokeback" lifestyle. #2- you have leg humped me, #3- you have a E90 WITHOUT sport pkg, #4- you worked at nordstorms selling clothes, #5- you have an APPLE sticker on your car, and #6- you got TWO tickets in 1 day.


I LOVE YOU MAN!

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by puck724

dude imperial, at EVERY meet you always bring up those damn nametags!

Really? Wow, my memory really serves me well, heh



wait wait wait, you got TWO tickets in one day? I missed that one. But I'm gonna have to jump on the puck-bashing bandwagon for the lack of a sport package on your E90

[puck724]

shit...im tempted to add to the list....wheres mac..im sure hes got a few dozen..hahaha...

[mava330]

Originally Posted by puck724

That's it? U agree to that? You're not playing the theme to Rocky? Oh man.... sad sad sad day.

Bella I give you props... you've got more testosterone than puck.... This wasn't even a fair fight... puck landed on his belly with his legs wide apart asking to rub his belly... all along peeing all over the floor with his tail between his legs. Wow...

Puck's pouty lips were no match for Bella's balls!

Bella you have my undying affection. You've earned it. As for you puck, I'm holding a mock memorial service for what were your balls right now as I type this.

King Mac out...

[Collanrf]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

#7......he can't drink yet
#8......he's a virgin
#9......he likes the Lakers

What the hell is going on? I didn't read threads last night and BAM, there it is, Puckies day again. Don't worry Puck just make sure you wear a different shirt this time and everythings gonna be all right.

[BarelyFitInCar]

Originally Posted by mava330

That's it? U agree to that? You're not playing the theme to Rocky? Oh man.... sad sad sad day.

Bella I give you props... you've got more testosterone than puck.... This wasn't even a fair fight... puck landed on his belly with his legs wide apart asking to rub his belly... all along peeing all over the floor with his tail between his legs. Wow...

Puck's pouty lips were no match for Bella's balls!

Bella you have my undying affection. You've earned it. As for you puck, I'm holding a mock memorial service for what were your balls right now as I type this.

King Mac out...

Dang all this puck bashing ... thank goodness my match comes after Bella softens Puck up ...

[puck724]

Originally Posted by mava330

That's it? U agree to that? You're not playing the theme to Rocky? Oh man.... sad sad sad day.

Bella I give you props... you've got more testosterone than puck.... This wasn't even a fair fight... puck landed on his belly with his legs wide apart asking to rub his belly... all along peeing all over the floor with his tail between his legs. Wow...

Puck's pouty lips were no match for Bella's balls!

Bella you have my undying affection. You've earned it. As for you puck, I'm holding a mock memorial service for what were your balls right now as I type this.

King Mac out...

that wasnt fight foo. it was the press conferance. the wench can talk all she wants..lol..ill break her scrawny ass...then ill embarass mini-puck and then ill put your ass in an arm bar!!

GOT THAT!... :rocks:

im going to start praying now....in the name of the father.......

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by puck724

that wasnt fight foo. it was the press conferance. the wench can talk all she wants..lol..ill break her scrawny ass...then ill embarass mini-puck and then ill put your ass in an arm bar!!

GOT THAT!... :rocks:

im going to start praying now....in the name of the father.......

wow. I'll bring some band-aids for you.

[mava330]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

#7......he can't drink yet
#8......he's a virgin
#9......he likes the Lakers

Originally Posted by puck724

shit...im tempted to add to the list....wheres mac..im sure hes got a few dozen..hahaha...

#10.... he wears custom embroidered shirts; repeatedly wearing the same ones to different meets. He secretly has one of those "Bedazzler" thingies.
#11.... he's that friend that always finds a way into your pictures (ok sorry that's my boy Dean ) Puck you're a close second
#12.... he's the only guy that I know that wears those $2.00 slippers that you buy from a flea market yet put down $20k + down on his car
#13.... 330 fully loaded with the Cold Package living in socal? OK major ghey factor there.
#14.... at the apple pie meet he drove like a girl... I kept pulling away from him and ultimately never saw him again through canyons. I guess since he has regular seats his ass was flying all around the cabin and he liked that sensation too much. So much for BMW being the ultimate driving machine when for puck it's the ultimate ass sliding machine.
#15.... the only guy I know that prefers to be the humpee rather than the humper. (and yes this is different than Bella's comment earlier... Puck actually assumed the "female" role, bent forward and proceeded to rub his asscrack on Bellas leg as if she were wearing a strap on!)

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

wow. I'll bring some band-aids for you.

We'll have two medical doctors there and at least one nurse. We got first aid covered!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

one of these days........all the anger in puck will be unleashed........



hey puck......i was only kidding!!

I know... I think about that everynight... What happens if puck goes "puck-tal?" He'll run me over with his V10 machine.

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by mava330

We'll have two medical doctors there and at least one nurse. We got first aid covered!

sounds like he might need a preist, too

[mava330]

Originally Posted by puck724

that wasnt fight foo. it was the press conferance. the wench can talk all she wants..lol..ill break her scrawny ass...then ill embarass mini-puck and then ill put your ass in an arm bar!!

GOT THAT!... :rocks:

im going to start praying now....in the name of the father.......

Press conference? Now we're talking!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Puck calling Bella a wench.... scrany ass... taking on the "andre the giant mini-puck" and throwing down with yours truly guaranteeing victory?

Bella he's still contending for my affection. I guess we'll figure this out once and for all Saturday! The drama and wait is killing me!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

sounds like he might need a preist, too

Anyone have one of those Life Church Internet minister certificates?

[mava330]

Originally Posted by mava330

*** OFFICIAL CARAVAN INFO ***

!!!Staging ground for E90 members only!!! (this DL)

Balboa Park
17015 Burbank Blvd
Encino, CA 91316
TIME: 8:15AM Saturday 5/20

*** Note: meet on the SOUTH SIDE parking lot on Burbank ***

We will meet here to stage all the Socal E90's for photo opps and meet and greet. There will be many new faces and I think it would be best to do a mini-E90 meet first to get aquainted with all you crazy folks... and to continue where we left off for others. (Like Puck )

We will be in Encino no more than 45 minutes before heading out to one of the official Eurofest meet locations: (Encino to Woodland Hills ~ 20 minutes with a caravan our size)

Official Eurofest Meeting Point

VILLAGE COFFEE ROASTER
(818) 591-2366
23351 MULHOLLAND DR
WOODLAND HILLS,CA 91364

Think about this... we'll roll 20+ DEEP in single formation to this meeting point... now that's 'da shit right there!!

We'll all depart for Eurofest at 10:00am for an arrival by 11:00am which is the start of the event.


*** A couple lessons learned ***

Anticipate cops there left and right... please put on your front plates ( I know it looks ghey) but do we want a repeat of "Puck-gate?" NO!

We'll drive in a civil manner... Believe me with potentially 20 cars to line up I want to make sure that we get there safe and sound.

We're gonna have a blast. I'm sure we'll turn heads when people see us driving in formation. :rocks:

Gang and last.... LET'S SHOW THE WORLD HOW SOCAL E90'ers PARTY!!!

Originally Posted by mava330

Here's the detailed schedule homies:

8:15am - 9:00am @ Balboa Park
- waiting for everyone to post
- meet and greet
- photo opp

9:00am - 9:20am in transit to Woodland Hills Eurofest meet
- remember we're driving together so I don't want anybody lost like last time

9:20am - 10:00am @ Woodland Hills Eurofest meet
- also waiting on other E90 folks that might show up late. you KNOW there will be people late
- plus if there are other E90's then they'd want to caravan with us wouldn't they?

10:00am - 11:00am in transit to Eurofest
- with the rest of the Eurofest folks.

11:00am - ?? @ Ventura for Eurofest

Originally Posted by mava330

COLOR LIST:

mava330 TS
1sic06e90 TS
dean325i TS
BellasBmw TS
BarelyFitInCar TS
fenianz SG
jze90 SG
ksfrogman SG
Diesel007 SG
jbjwc SG
slubu SG
Imperial SB
Puck724 SB
magmd SB
NaTuReBOY JB
collanrf JB
ADHD JB
rlc BR
marcus AW
Mac1229 AW
SocalTY AW
sunchild ??
edawg ??
romeo26 ??
VitaminD ??

lontran Eurofest - whoring out car
dtmryan Eurofest - vendor
bugzysd Eurofest - organizer

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Lead Pack: Titanium Silvers (5)
Last Pack: Sparkling Graphite (6)

"Sandwiched": Sapphire Black (3), Jet Black (3), Barrique Red (1), Alpine White (3), 4 unknowns.

TOTAL 25 cars in caravan folks! BRING IT! :rocks:

TTT - Encino and Woodland Hills parking lot pics attached!!