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      06-08-2021, 04:23 PM   #89
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Don't be a bitch i need a wingman goose
Well ok. Since you put it like that. I'm not fucking call you Maverick though.
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Well ok. Since you put it like that. I'm not fucking call you Maverick though.
Good deal, where the hoes at ?
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Well ok. Since you put it like that. I'm not fucking call you Maverick though.
Good deal, where the hoes at ?
COVID dating not going so well?
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      06-08-2021, 07:18 PM   #93
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      06-09-2021, 08:32 AM   #94
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Good deal, where the hoes at ?
Only Fans. Ho's get paid for not being a ho now. If you want women, you're stuck with overweight gals with blue hair, neck tattoos wearing pajama pants, stained wrinkled t-shirts and act as if they are the only women on earth. It's 2021....it's not a space odyssey...but it kinda is. Welcome to the future buddy.

Oh, the attractive women that we used seek; they all got used up by the Jersey Shore douchebag types and have decided that dating is a waste of time.
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Only Fans. Ho's get paid for not being a ho now. If you want women, you're stuck with overweight gals with blue hair, neck tattoos wearing pajama pants, stained wrinkled t-shirts and act as if they are the only women on earth. It's 2021....it's not a space odyssey...but it kinda is. Welcome to the future buddy.

Oh, the attractive women that we used seek; they all got used up by the Jersey Shore douchebag types and have decided that dating is a waste of time.
Sounds like what I'm encountering. Guess its solo until one without brain damage happens along.
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Sounds like what I'm encountering. Guess its solo until one without brain damage happens along.
Oddly enough, the attractive women with jobs and fully functioning brains feel the same way about us these days. Thus the problem with dating.
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Oddly enough, the attractive women with jobs and fully functioning brains feel the same way about us these days. Thus the problem with dating.
Yeah im old school as you know, not very popular with the whole brave new world we got.
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Yeah im old school as you know, not very popular with the whole brave new world we got.
Same! I was very fortunate to find someone my age, that looks 15 years younger, has a brain and morals. Pretty sure we are on the same page with personalities. If something happens between the gf and I, I expect to be single quite a while....and I'm cool with that.

Oddly, seems like most things fall into this category lately. Most things that I typically get excited about, I'm not a fan of the menu options. Movies, clothing, shoes, sunglasses, music, etc. It's everything. If I don't like what's on the menu, I won't eat.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
There are varying answers on this, however; Purdue students built a licking machine to get an answer. The average number was 364 licks.
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      06-09-2021, 11:39 AM   #101
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I've often wondered how people get hooked on smoking cigarettes. They're a filthy habit and yet at some point in a person's life they had to think to themselves, "hey I think I want to try sucking on a cancer stick".
I dont get smoking, but I understand even less when I'm driving to work at 6am and others are already puffing away.....ughhhh yuck
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I've often wondered how people get hooked on smoking cigarettes. They're a filthy habit and yet at some point in a person's life they had to think to themselves, "hey I think I want to try sucking on a cancer stick".
The better question is, "why do doctors and, or, nurses smoke"?
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So THATS how you get them into the van
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      06-09-2021, 12:19 PM   #104
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I've often wondered how people get hooked on smoking cigarettes. They're a filthy habit and yet at some point in a person's life they had to think to themselves, "hey I think I want to try sucking on a cancer stick".
The better question is, "why do doctors and, or, nurses smoke"?
One of my previous bosses smoked. He used to come into my office and reeked like a ashtray. I think he has since quit. I don't know of any RNs that smoke but there are plenty of LPNs that do
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If the "burning bush" from the old testament is a metaphor for…
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If the "burning bush" from the old testament is a metaphor for…
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5 Billion years old
Humanoids for 30,000 some years
Evolution took 4,999,970,000 years. Or 0.999994% of elapsed time.

I really find that hard to believe.
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5 Billion years old
Humanoids for 30,000 some years
Evolution took 4,999,970,000 years. Or 0.999994% of elapsed time.

I really find that hard to believe.
It depends where you draw the line!
Homo Sapiens have been around for ~ 200,000 yrs.
Homos have been around for ~ 2.5 million yrs.
Further back are our Australopithecus ancestors, evolving away!
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5 Billion years old
Humanoids for 30,000 some years
Evolution took 4,999,970,000 years. Or 0.999994% of elapsed time.

I really find that hard to believe.
Golden ratio.
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      06-10-2021, 10:09 AM   #110
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....why evil bastards are running the world, generally-speaking, doesn't matter which govt, country, in contrast, I'm sure if I teleported you to virtually any place in the world and you could magically speak their language you'd probably get along w the locals and vice versa.
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