My couch ate my key fobs...

Alexander · 03-01-2010, 11:50 PM

So I have this couch that I like to sit in.... Well anyways I was at home cramming for an exam, when I looked at the clock and I was like oh snap I'm gonna be late. So I run to my car, wait where the f#$k is my key fob... Oh shit, so I go inside and look in the normal spots. Nothing. So I finally get pissed at my couch, because I'm 95% sure that my other key fob is in that bitches belly too, and I've spent time looking for it. So I take my trusty man killing knife and slice that bitch open. Well to get to the point, I only found my original key fob and not the one that I just lost in the couch. Dammit! I'm about to go Christan Bale on this couch's ass.

Oh and I learned a lesson, the bigger your key chain the less likely it is for you evil couch to swallow your keys.

Memphis1 · 03-01-2010, 11:58 PM

the first thing that went thru my head...

Alexander · 03-02-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by memphis2012

the first thing that went thru my head...

I'm about to take a picture of myself doing the re-enactment.

Me 1 Couch 1

I'll get that bastard one day.

Oh and btw I rock that head band... aka a medical cravat cut, folded, and wrapped around my head.

JayKay335i · 03-02-2010, 12:24 AM

You're choice in couches seems worse than your choice in women.

Alexander · 03-02-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You're choice in couches seems worse than your choice in women.

OMG LOL low blow there....

Dan in PA · 03-02-2010, 01:25 AM

Pics of the murdered couch or ban!

ibeclueless · 03-02-2010, 07:31 AM

now you will need a new couch

Comet · 03-02-2010, 07:47 AM

you couldn't just lift the cushion?
rational thinking at its best

pics so we can make a montage

jpsum · 03-02-2010, 02:35 PM

You need one of these.

Alexander · 03-02-2010, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

You need one of these.

Lol....

My couch isn't that murdered. I cut out the bottom lining, underneath were you sit. The cushions don't lift up.... Stupid design.

Yes I said isn't that murdered.... w/e

Alexander · 03-02-2010, 02:46 PM

Me in the act...

MCMLXXXIX · 03-02-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aonarch

So I have this couch that I like to sit in.... Well anyways I was at home cramming for an exam, when I looked at the clock and I was like oh snap I'm gonna be late. So I run to my car, wait where the f#$k is my key fob... Oh shit, so I go inside and look in the normal spots. Nothing. So I finally get pissed at my couch, because I'm 95% sure that my other key fob is in that bitches belly too, and I've spent time looking for it. So I take my trusty man killing knife and slice that bitch open. Well to get to the point, I only found my original key fob and not the one that I just lost in the couch. Dammit! I'm about to go Christan Bale on this couch's ass.

Oh and I learned a lesson, the bigger your key chain the less likely it is for you evil couch to swallow your keys.

yeah? me too

whyrms · 03-02-2010, 09:34 PM

Rick James' quote ran through my head; "fuck yo couch *****!"

AllydNYC · 03-02-2010, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

you couldn't just lift the cushion?
rational thinking at its best

pics so we can make a montage

We NEED this or OP gets banned.

Comet · 03-03-2010, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whyrms

Rick James' quote ran through my head; "fuck yo couch *****!"

FUCK YO COUCH!! YA'LL DARKNESS!!

Hawkeye · 03-03-2010, 03:51 PM

haha. Nice thread. I was picturing you taking the knife right through the middle of the leather seat... way to ruin it for me.

ragingclue · 03-03-2010, 04:43 PM

Ka-Bar vs couch.

That's never going to end well for the couch. Unless you hold the knife backwards.

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