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      09-23-2021, 07:12 PM   #1
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Hey pervs

My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..
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Not even for my worst boss but ummmm thanks
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My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..
I'm confused. You need help to purchase said items? You're looking for someone to sell you said items?

I would have just bought them each a gift certificate to Ashley Madison.
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I'm confused. You need help to purchase said items? You're looking for someone to sell you said items?

I would have just bought them each a gift certificate to Ashley Madison.
No, just looking for a prank to play on him
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I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.
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I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.
One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….
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I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.
One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….
She's about to go down a rabbit hole this AM, lol
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She's about to go down a rabbit hole this AM, lol
One can only hope
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I have a buddy who ordered a "bag of dicks" online as a surprise for a friend.
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      09-25-2021, 12:21 PM   #19
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I don't get it.
What?
How is buying a flashlight a good prank for a guy getting married and having a birthday.
I'm sizzling stoned right now but I can't figure this one out.
One letter from flashlight to fleshlight makes all the difference….
Got dammit guys..
You're telling me there's a reverse dildo for straight guys?

I'm done.. ….
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My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.

I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”

Help a brother out…..
How about a Stripper-gram?

Especially if he works in an office, or has that strict sort of family life :lol
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No, just looking for a prank to play on him
I still don't understand what you're asking here...
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No, just looking for a prank to play on him
I still don't understand what you're asking here...
Don't,

Don't look it up. It's gross.

Please don't. It's like discovering Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen. You look once and you're stuck with all the search results.

Now my isp has that query.
Thanks assholes
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