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      11-24-2021, 02:27 PM   #36565
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Grammar sheriffs so often make grammatical errors in the same post where they are trying to correct someone else. You would think they would be very careful and proofread.
Muphry’s Law: if you criticize anyone’s grammar, punctuation, or spelling, you’ll have your own grammar, punctuation, or spelling errors in your criticism.

And yes, it is spelled that way on purpose.
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Muphry’s Law: if you criticize anyone’s grammar, punctuation, or spelling, you’ll have your own grammar, punctuation, or spelling errors in your criticism.

And yes, it is spelled that way on purpose.
I'm very familiar with Murphy's Law(s)
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What reaction do guys have when it's a girl driving-by in a Porsche?



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What reaction do guys have when it's a girl driving-by in a Porsche?


i wonder what her boyfriend does
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I'd be concerned about concealed weapons.....might be the rum talking. Maybe offer her the out of court settlement.
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      11-24-2021, 04:23 PM   #36572
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I'd be concerned about concealed weapons.....might be the rum talking. Maybe offer her the out of court settlement.
You just like to pick on girls.


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She must use Downy fabric softener for her undergarments.
She might be an Ivory Snow girl.....
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^ Hmm…. Why does she look familiar?
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She might be an Ivory Snow girl.....
^^^ That's going to go right over the heads of the younger kids
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^ Hmm…. Why does she look familiar?
The younger crowd on here is like, what? Who is that?
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i wonder what her boyfriend does

Not sure, but here are some of the possibilities:

He cooks her dinner.
He does her laundry.
He cleans the house.
He says "honey, may I borrow your car?"
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I'd be concerned about concealed weapons.....might be the rum talking. Maybe offer her the out of court settlement.
Oh boy! You sound like my neighbor
They think they own the street, everytime they come by the house during the day, they just park anywhere. I told him that one of these days I'm going to call the cops on them
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Oh boy! You sound like my neighbor
They think they own the street, everytime they come by the house during the day, they just park anywhere. I told him that one of these days I'm going to call the cops on them
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The Hammer.
They work in Hamilton now, he use to work for the Halton region. He's a homicide detective, so he moves around a lot. Super nice couple.
Did ou missed Lady Jane's ivory picture last night? She took it down, but I saved it because I had a feeling she was going to take it down ��

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