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      03-14-2020, 12:09 PM   #1
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Stuff BMW gave out at the local M235i unveiling

I attended the 'unveiling' of the new 2gran coupe two weeks ago, and I was amused by the 'Schwag bag' contents. Turns out it was just another sign of the engineering genius at work: first the obligatory dealership coffee mug and BMW keychain (they must have a warehouse full of these from back in the 90's when people still used keys?). But the rest of the stuff was a hoot: a mini size 1oz Purell; one of those pocket sized Kleenex packs (with inspirational saying: 'believe in yourself'), and a 2 pack of BMW labeled golf balls.

So there you have it, go out and play golf - the only safe recreational activity left? At least it is until the crowd bunches up behind those idiots who try to time their shot thru the windmill.....
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Audi had just cancelled every new car takeover into the main facilities (thats equal to BMW world) and delivers the car actually foc to the nearest dealer to pick up.
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I attended the 'unveiling' of the new 2gran coupe two weeks ago, and I was amused by the 'Schwag bag' contents. Turns out it was just another sign of the engineering genius at work: first the obligatory dealership coffee mug and BMW keychain (they must have a warehouse full of these from back in the 90's when people still used keys?). But the rest of the stuff was a hoot: a mini size 1oz Purell; one of those pocket sized Kleenex packs (with inspirational saying: 'believe in yourself'), and a 2 pack of BMW labeled golf balls.

So there you have it, go out and play golf - the only safe recreational activity left? At least it is until the crowd bunches up behind those idiots who try to time their shot thru the windmill.....
Score! Big bucks on eBay right there.
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I've finally gotten my thread title changed by the Mods - sort of a personal inappropriateness milestone
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