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      03-17-2024, 08:15 PM   #1057
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My kids bought me a pepper grinder in the shape of a womble for Christmas, but it wasn’t any good……everything was either underground or overground!!

Have you heard about Bruce Lee’s sister, Simone….apparently she is making a fortune selling mobile phone contracts !!

I bought a dog off our local blacksmith last weekend….as soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door !

I’ve just heard Bilbo Baggins died from a Viagra overdose…..it seems old hobbits die hard !

I did a book signing yesterday……now I’m banned from the library .
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It was a custody hearing. The child was a teenager and able to express his own opnion.

He didn''t want to live with his mother as she was prone to thrashing him.

What about the father then ? Sorry, he beat me too.

Any other relatives ? Only an aunt and she beat him harder than his parents.

The judge committed the lad to the care of the England football team, as he was satisfied they would never beat anyone
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