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      07-10-2016, 09:08 AM   #1167
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Actual photo from first date. (Sorry Tara, couldn't find a flattering picture for "young Asian boy pushing grandma in wheelchair")
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I *think* this was supposed to be a compliment. Heh. "Experienced experienced woman". It's like Tara is 80 or something. Happy Birthday Tara. Watch the mail for my gift. I got you a sporty one, cuz you're cool.
That's a perfect idea my friend ..
I'm sure our Tara can show your thing on TvTara , and how to drive it ..
Because I saw some skilzz.. are required to drive the thing !
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That's a perfect idea my friend ..
I'm sure our Tara can show your thing on TvTara , and how to drive it ..
Because I saw some skilzz.. are required to drive the thing !
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Actual photo from first date. (Sorry Tara, couldn't find a flattering picture for "young Asian boy pushing grandma in wheelchair")
That's not possible ?!?!
I'm sure you have still "not" watched "The age of Adaline" !
If you saw it ...I'm sure you would talk otherwise !
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?
You mean drive the thing naked ?
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What did I start, I was just kidding!!!!

Edit: I'm 25 btw

And may just be single by tonight because I am HEATED
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What did I start, I was just kidding!!!!
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What did I start, I was just kidding!!!!
plz don't kill me
Haha, I knew you were kidding, as was I, but you got Sugarskulls all worked up because he has no sense of humor.
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?
You mean drive the thing naked ?
From Urban Dictionary

thing
'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.
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plz don't kill me
Watch out Mike , I'm sure she has some Kung-Fu skilzz !
Because Asian chick ..
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plz don't kill me
Watch out Mike , I'm sure she has some Kung-Fu skilzz !
Because Asian chick ..
That's racist. I have lots of skills but actually no, I can't do Kung fu.
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What did I start, I was just kidding!!!!

Edit: I'm 25 btw

And may just be single by tonight because I am HEATED
Sorry to hear that Mike. I hope you'll do what's right for you and be happy in the long run.
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thing
'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.
Interesting...
3. A penis ? WTF !
Yeah we need to watch out with our thing (penis) while we drive your shit !
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so I said something, she got mad that I "brought it up" while she was at the wedding(but I found out while she was there)

She was staying at this guys house with like 5 other guys. So I said that is weird to me and I didn't like it. Imagine the roles reversed. She flips, puts some great snaps up of her and her date, and I havnt spoke to her since. One of Her last texts was "you should trust me"

We will see what today brings...
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What did I start, I was just kidding!!!!

Edit: I'm 25 btw

And may just be single by tonight because I am HEATED
HEATED ?
Mike do you mean you need hot sex ASAP ?
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Sorry to hear that Mike. I hope you'll do what's right for you and be happy in the long run.
Hey man, at this point, it is what it is.

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That's racist. I have lots of skills but actually no, I can't do Kung fu.
Then it's Judo , Karate ,Kundo , Aikido , Kendo, Jujutsi, ect..
I'm not a racist and you know it Tara !
The prove is that "I love you Tara"
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so I said something, she got mad that I "brought it up" while she was at the wedding(but I found out while she was there)

She was staying at this guys house with like 5 other guys. So I said that is weird to me and I didn't like it. Imagine the roles reversed. She flips, puts some great snaps up of her and her date, and I havnt spoke to her since. One of Her last texts was "you should trust me"

We will see what today brings...
Oh wow.
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so I said something, she got mad that I "brought it up" while she was at the wedding(but I found out while she was there)

She was staying at this guys house with like 5 other guys. So I said that is weird to me and I didn't like it. Imagine the roles reversed. She flips, puts some great snaps up of her and her date, and I havnt spoke to her since. One of Her last texts was "you should trust me"

We will see what today brings...
Nothing, ignore that shit
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It's why I'm doing, she also said "whatever I will talk to
You tomorrow phones going to die"


So If she wants to talk, she can text me.
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so I said something, she got mad that I "brought it up" while she was at the wedding(but I found out while she was there)

She was staying at this guys house with like 5 other guys. So I said that is weird to me and I didn't like it. Imagine the roles reversed. She flips, puts some great snaps up of her and her date, and I havnt spoke to her since. One of Her last texts was "you should trust me"

We will see what today brings...
Burn the witch !
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