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      01-20-2025, 01:22 PM   #8933
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Aren't you usually taking a trip way down south this time of year Murf??

Right now it's 3 degrees Fahrenheit here in Colorado and I'm already pissing & moaning.
The lady we rented the house from had to cancel this year as she couldn't travel due to hip replacement surgery, we also moved to a new place that we are doing substantial renovations to so just decided to stay home to manage the project. We're questioning that decision today.
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      01-20-2025, 11:09 PM   #8935
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This ad is super bowl worthy.

Edit: I just learned that this print ad is fake. I showed it to my wife and she said, "It's fake. They never would have had that ad. Sure enough, she was correct. I've got pretty good eye (I think) for fake photos, reels, etc, but my guard was down for a simple print ad from the '60s.

Welcome to the new world I guess. I still want to go bowling!
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      01-21-2025, 06:17 AM   #8936
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This ad is super bowl worthy.
Reminds me of the old joke "what's the difference between a nurse and a bowling ball"? No offence Lady Jane
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      01-21-2025, 06:45 AM   #8937
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Reminds me of the old joke "what's the difference between a nurse and a bowling ball"? No offence Lady Jane
None taken, I know the joke.
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      01-21-2025, 07:16 AM   #8938
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So if the wooden leg was called Joe Pyne, what was the other leg called?
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      01-21-2025, 08:18 AM   #8940
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It gets better, the temp dropped another 5 degrees since I posted, but at least the sun is out now. Maybe I'll put my shorts on and walk down to the dock.
-25°C ? You know what to do to beat the cold, Murf the Surf. Thank me later.

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This ad is super bowl worthy.
Reminds me of the old joke "what's the difference between a nurse and a bowling ball"? No offence Lady Jane
Nurses can get you coke.

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Nurses can get you coke.
Among other things...
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None taken, I know the joke.
What’s the difference between a nurse and a bowling ball???

From AI: A nurse is a healthcare professional who provides patient care and support, while a bowling ball is a hard spherical object used in the sport of bowling to knock down pins. They serve entirely different purposes in society.

That settles that.
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What’s the difference between a nurse and a bowling ball???
Being a Lady, I'm more like a duckpin bowling ball. When you get the joke, you'll understand.
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Being a Lady, I'm more like a duckpin bowling ball. When you get the joke, you'll understand.

I started something with the 7up ad that lead to jokes I don't quite understand. My imagination is starting to fill in the blanks. I'm a bit slow but I'll get there eventually, maybe.

I have to go now, I'm scheduled to look up duckpin bowling ball on The Google. Is duckpin bowling ball a Canada thing?

Signed, Clueless in California
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LJ, did you sign a model release for this ad?
No... No registered trademark and royalties either to fund my fruity wine habits.
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Yeah, being a health care provider can really interfere with life’s simple pleasures
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