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      10-22-2015, 05:02 PM   #441
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Tara is working. Lets get that out of the way.
WTH, does Tara send you her daily calendar or something?

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1. "Love nest" is kind of weird to me. I quite like "cock pocket."
2. Depends on context, during sexytime, regular conversation... "dick" is standard.
3. Eating Subway sandwiches, I think, right bimmette?
Love nest?? That sounds like it would kill a lady boner in a matter of seconds.

You have her calendar too? WTF?!?

The weirdest i've heard is "the un-healable axe wound". I imagine this would drive the ladies wild.
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The best pick up line I've ever heard was "I'm bored, strip for me" gotta say it worked like charm. I'm still proud of that one.

2- diet.
Wow.

Ahem.

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"Excuse me miss. You dropped something."

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Two questions if you are still taking some:

1- What would be the best way to approach a girl that doesn't know you?

2- I have a friend he is a chubby (or fat), he is telling m it is hard to hit good looking girls. How can he attract good looking ones?
LOL, I am not a female, but I can answer this for you as a guy's perspective.

1- Depends on where you guys met. Find common ground. Make sure 1st 3 convo doesn't go longer than 5minutes. Don't worry about getting her number or email. Around 4th or 5th meet, if girl is interested, she will ask for your #.

2- Personally, I think I had more dates and sexing when I was chubbier than when I was lean and fit. There are lots of guys who try to compensate their weakness with excessive work out, MMA/UFC gym shit.
Tell you friend to be more confident and funny. If your friend's purpose of meeting girl is to get laid, it is no no. Females can sense that from 1000yd away. Just have fun, let her do his work (if coworker), and let her do his homework (if student), and vagina just comes as a bonus.

As for weight loss/gain, it should be because of his health, not to get more vagina.
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      10-22-2015, 05:05 PM   #444
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WTH, does Tara send you her daily calendar or something?
Myself and Tara have a "thing", okay?
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      10-22-2015, 05:09 PM   #445
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Wow.

Ahem.

Have you heard the

"Excuse me miss. You dropped something."

You: "Huh?"

Guy responds "My number"
I'm a blonde, I've heard bad lines daily ever since I was 14. I'd say the lime I use has the highest known working rate.
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I'm a blonde, I've heard bad lines daily ever since I was 14. I'd say the lime I use has the highest known working rate.

I should get a gopro and go to the bar this weekend and record what happens if I use it LOL.
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I'm a blonde, I've heard bad lines daily ever since I was 14. I'd say the lime I use has the highest known working rate.
I should get a gopro and go to the bar this weekend and record what happens if I use it LOL.

That would be so funny. Lups at least you will get millions of hits on YouTube.
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I should get a gopro and go to the bar this weekend and record what happens if I use it LOL.
Yeah, it could be something that wouldnt work for a guy. If someone used that on me I'd probably owe the universe to play along.

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That would be so funny. Lups at least you will get millions of hits on YouTube.
I'd get the hits, he'd be hit.
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I'm a blonde, I've heard bad lines daily ever since I was 14. I'd say the lime I use has the highest known working rate.
Like you need a pickup line....you don't even have to speak
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Yeah, it could be something that wouldnt work for a guy. If someone used that on me I'd probably owe the universe to play along.



I'd get the hits, he'd be hit.


Then it would work in my favor as you would feel bad and you'd owe me a date.

HAHA SEE IT WORKS.

but srsly.
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Do you really he this hard exterior or are you a big softy in real life? I promise I won't tell anyone
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Like you need a pickup line....you don't even have to speak
Did i miss something? Is Lups hot?
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Tourettes kicking up this morning? Just don't flip us off!
0 Tourette here , it's all about that I'm confused about you .
And after 13 houres I'm still confused because I saw no answer of you ?
And if there is someone that flip us off it's actually you because we don't know if you are male or female ...

But no matter how I'll find out , and I need to because I don't know anymore how to talk with you .
But personal I'm 80% sure you are female , I saw that actually longer in your comments and in the way of your reactions and a smart one with knowledge of arms and cars .
No matter what you are , I still like you and this from day 1 ...But it's really hard for me not to know what you are as in my replies to you .
The only thing I notice from you is evading questions ..
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Did i miss something? Is Lups hot?
For a 48 year old man who is bald and fat, plus never showers....you damn skippy
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Tourettes kicking up this morning? Just don't flip us off!
0 Tourette here , it's all about that I'm confused about you .
And after 13 houres I'm still confused because I saw no answer of you ?
And if there is someone that flip us off it's actually you because we don't know if you are male or female ...

But no matter how I'll find out , and I need to because I don't know anymore how to talk with you .
But personal I'm 80% sure you are female , I saw that actually longer in your comments and in the way of your reactions and a smart one with knowledge of arms and cars .
No matter what you are , I still like you and this from day 1 ...But it's really hard for me not to know what you are as in my replies to you .
The only thing I notice from you is evading questions ..
I picked up a ball cap you'd like...tan with a Fabrique Nationale logo in the front and FNH USA in the back.
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I picked up a ball cap you'd like...tan with a Fabrique Nationale logo in the front and FNH USA in the back.
I think that would definitely answer Mpower Belgium's question.
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I think that would definitely answer Mpower Belgium's question.
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I picked up a ball cap you'd like...tan with a Fabrique Nationale logo in the front and FNH USA in the back.
Would love to see a pic from you with and without the FN cap .

You saw pics from me + a pic from my "ID" with me on it because 99% of the people on here would never believe that I was Philippe from Belgium .
And it feels now really good to me that people know who I am .
And that's why....I would love to know too who you are...
Because I really like you !
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I think that would definitely answer Mpower Belgium's question.
Please my friend just call me Philippe that's who I am
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Like you need a pickup line....you don't even have to speak
Actually, being silent usually worked best for me. When ever guys have pissed me off, I chase away quite roughly and I truly have to apologize for all the horrible things I've used over the years.

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Do you really he this hard exterior or are you a big softy in real life? I promise I won't tell anyone
I'm a bad mix of of a bad ass and a softie rolled in cotton candy. Sadly even I don't always know which side will show.
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Please my friend just call me Philippe that's who I am
Thank you Philippe. I try to do @///M Power-Belgium to notify when I mention you, but it usually fails.
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Then it would work in my favor as you would feel bad and you'd owe me a date.

HAHA SEE IT WORKS.

but srsly.
Actually, I would probably owe it to the universe. Hell, I'd even pay for the dinner.

See, quilt works on me like nothing else. That line of mine got me thinking again of all the horrible things I've done to men and yup,

I am truly, horribly sorry.
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