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      09-01-2022, 08:01 AM   #40415
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I posted that a while back. So, you're safe. ( With me, anyway... )

I'd like to see one written about men. Care to give it a try?
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At first I thought this was Ruth's script in Ozark.
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      09-01-2022, 02:41 PM   #40422
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At first I thought this was Ruth's script in Ozark.
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Or one of Alfisti's posts.
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      09-02-2022, 07:43 PM   #40432
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