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Originally Posted by Tommy-G
My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him.
I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these”
Help a brother out…..
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I'm confused. You need help to purchase said items? You're looking for someone to sell you said items?
I would have just bought them each a gift certificate to Ashley Madison.