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All you need to read about the M2:

"And yet, all of this fine, seven outta ten stuff melds together in the most approachable, involving M car of its generation. ... It brandishes more personality than the current M3 and M5 combined."

All you need to read about the TT RS:

"It’s somehow less disappointing that the Audi has numb steering and over-servoed brakes, that it’s not particularly entertaining beyond the eye-drying quantity of its performance. Because it’s a TT. Be honest, it’s never the sharpest tool in the box, the TT. ... Awkwardly, it’s still not got as sparkling a chassis as a fast Golf, with which it shares so much engineering. Weird."

Now go ahead and spin the above as much as you want. That's what forums are all about.

And feel free to post fake versions of all this to Facebook if you think they're truth-y enough.